Today, I had to scream for my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to hang up a light and, in my clumsiness, got shocked. My dad started screaming at me for yelling out. FML
Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my lounge room, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, in front of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML
Today, I embarrassed myself by screaming for help in a crowded mall when my shoelace got stuck at the top of the escalator. Someone behind me kicked the shoelace and it came out easily. FML
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Today, I was awoken by my dad yelling into my ear. In shock, I jumped up off the couch, and came smashing down into the coffee table. FML
Today, my sister and I were reading the new FML posts. I sat close to the fan, and after a few minutes, I leaned against it for support. It immediatly sucked up my hair and started violently twisting it. My sister continued to read and shouted at me because my cries for help are distracting. FML
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Top comments
MelTheGreat 23
Your father... Oh, the coincidence.
ollie179 21
"Luke, I am your fath.... YAAAAAHH! HELP! HELP!"
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Comments (168)
MelTheGreat 23
Your father... Oh, the coincidence.
rhaemese 9
It would've been awesome if he came in and went in and did the Darth vader voice while saving OP
DespairFaction 11
I guess coincidence works, I would have gone with irony myself.
slurshies 11
but I'm still wondering what OP's hair was doing close to a ceiling fan.. anyone care to enlighten me?
twinkiefeets 17
U can't be serious. You really thought op was using a ceiling fan.
patrickalamo 48
Help you are my father...
galic33130 2
You just went full retard, never go full retard.
PinkieKeen 20
Haha the irony
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Ermagerrrd! Op put hur hurr in er ceiling furrrmn! THAT is full retard.
MelTheGreat 23
I promise coincidence is correct. I'm an English major. :)
DocBastard 40
An English major should know that "coincidence" should have been put in quotation marks like I just did.
MelTheGreat 23
Glad you caught that, DocBastard. What a bastard.
LouAMT51B 2
The FML would enlighten you if you actually read it.
JocelynKaulitz 28
"Luke, I am your…FATHER!! Help me!!"
trollcrusher 17
Well, "coincidence" does work better than "irony". People have been abusing the word "irony" so much, I doubt many people actually know the definition without looking it up.
Gogeta30min 5
How did op's hair get caught in the fan? The fan would've blown op's hair away, not sucked it in.
TheDragonWarrior 5
I am your father? O.o
SqueakyChipmunk 22
No, Po. You are not my father. How would that work?
MartinAlex 1
"I'm sorry you had to find out this way. You're adopted" That's probably how it would work.
HowAreYouToday 34
Wait... I'm adopted?!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
127) No. I am your mother. I'm a mother ******* time traveler. You confused, bro? .... So am I. ._.
Pelvispresley 8
Fyl. Making Darth Vader voices is epic!
Trisha_aus 15
Tempting especially when a fan is right in front of you. That's why I hold my hair back. After reading this FML...never again..not without my hair tied back in a pony.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Did he pick the fan up and throw it down a long downwards chimney thing after saving you?
ollie179 21
"Luke, I am your fath.... YAAAAAHH! HELP! HELP!"
Blackmail111 9
Well actually the line is "NO, I am you father!"
Schizomaniac 24
You father? Hm. I would have never guessed.
Blackmail111 9
Oooooh I missed an r! Big deal.
jjmiller1001 17
Really? EpIc FaIL!!!! LiKe OmG gUyS i'M sO hIp LoL. WoO.
DracoSpirita 21
No, that would be your typing.
ali094king 4
The **** are you trying to say?
lonkite101 14
5, Linkinpark (FMLer) would hate you for this. If no one understand my comment, it's from her bio.
SonOfAMitch 14
Hold on people! Let me just insert #5's comment into the "Caps Lock Chaos" slot... *whirr* *beep* *vttt! vttt!* Really? Epic fail! (deleted extra exclamation marks so she/he isn't shouting and is using their inside voice *hint hint*) Like, Oh my God (text abbreviation: OMG) guys, I'm so hip! Woo! The ants went marching two by two to fetch a pail of water *zzt zzt* Phew! Even though the machine is sparking, I think it has done a proper job! ... Now if everyone would like to quickly exit out of the room before it explodes, it would be deeply appreciated.
DocBastard 40
SonOfAMitch - My lawyers will be contacting you shortly for your blatant copyright infringement of the Idiot-English Translation Engine. Shame on you, sir.
FML123456FML 2
Epic, Fail, Like, Omg, Guys, I'm, So, Hip, Lol, and wow stupid idiot
sleet7 4
99 tried a little to hard there.
nado13579 12
I think my IQ just dropped a little after reading that comment.
Slender_Man 6
Have fun getting moderated for text speak.
robotiick7 23
I think#5 is trying to communicate
smellymellyy 7
We all still do this when noone's looking. You were just dumb enough to get your hair caught.
Prolux_fml 23
*No one. Noone isn't a word.
Saryrr 3
She probably just accidentally missed the space. Edit- I forgot you could edit stuff.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Might be dumb for asking this but..how the hell do you edit stuff!? I always misspell something and want to fix it. I'm on the app though, if that makes a difference.
Naitras 15
On the app you have an 80 second window where you can edit the comment . All you have to do is slide the comment to the right to bring the editor back up.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Thank you! I'm going to try it right now haha. I did it! Lol.
smellymellyy 7
Haaha wow guys I just missed the space between no and one and I didn't realise :') No need for such hate over something so small :L You FMLers are so pedantic!
Tezoma 28
140, Points for pedantic!
Ajwc101 24
Ouch! Next time don't get so close.
MURIKKA 11
I'm sorry, but there is something about your profile pic that makes me instinctively want to thumb you down.
Ajwc101 24
There I changed it. Can I get a thumbs up for no longer having a weird pic?
Ajwc101 24
I realized how stupid my comment is... Next Time have your hair in a pong tail OP.
lonkite101 14
33- I'd hate to break the news to you, but no one really cares if you changed your profile pic.
Ajwc101 24
33 - 29 seems to have cared as well as two others.
lonkite101 14
47, oh sorry, my sincerest apologies, I didn't notice 29s comment or that you changed your pic, because I had no way to tell. Sorry ;(
lonkite101 14
32, also a tip for later FMLs, people will thumb you down if you ask for thumbs up.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
...what's a pong tail?
Naitras 15
A hair style based off the shape of a ping pong ball's tail... Obviously
Quinn32 16
Take a ping-pong ball, poke a hole in it, and stick your hair through it...that is a pong tail.
Ajwc101 24
It's ok 57 and thanks for the advice.
missyj0 12
I'm curious to know what 11's profile photo was now. :0
tne201992 12
I'm curious as well, but then again. I'm afraid to see it.
Prolux_fml 23
Wait, if I'm correct, fans push AWAY from the blades, so how the hell did OP's hair get stuck in the blades?!
TBelle4Ever 15
I was just thinking that, how could OP's hair have gotten stuck in the fan?
dominic1221 6
Yeah, but you're not correct. Fans come in all shapes sizes and types, and ya know, people can move their bodies around the room to stand behind stuff. Shocking concept, huh?
redbluegreen 41
If only it was possible to, I don't know, be on the opposite side of the fan.
TBelle4Ever 15
But most desk fans come with some kind of guard so things won't get stuck
CountDuk 5
Luke I am your... FATHER!!!!!!!! I'm not entirely sure what you needed the fan for though...
boofgall 16
Voice effect. Duh?
laylay33 6
It happens