Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I called in to my girlfriend's favorite radio station to propose. After spending what seemed like an eternity telling her how much I love her and I want to spend the rest of my life with her, she took a deep breath, said, "How about no?" and hung up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, I went out for a drink with my girlfriend. Everything was going smoothly until her phone rang, she took the call and cut whoever it was off quite quickly by saying, "I can't talk right now, I'm in the middle of a break-up." I certainly wasn't aware. FML
Today, my girlfriend started a conversation with "I don't want to break up" and ended the conversation with "I think I'd be better off alone." So I guess I'm now single. I think. FML
Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
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g_ayvel 11
I can only imagine what she would do if you told her in person
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
I can see who wears the pants in the relationship XD But seriously, that sucks T_T
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Comments (285)
g_ayvel 11
I can only imagine what she would do if you told her in person
Cad6 24
She'd probably handcuff his arm to hers. There are a lot of freaks these days...
g_ayvel 11
Probably she sounds crazy enough
stopsignman 0
I see who's on the receiving end here..
aruam365 24
Yikes... if your bf/gf wants to break up, although it may hurt badly you should respect that they no longer want to be in a romantic relationship with you and cut your losses no matter how painful that is.
g_ayvel 11
9-I have a feeling this or something worse happened to you
Ruffclue 9
i really think OPs gf is black (not to be racist or anything) or that she really like you or it can be both.
pinky78711 5
Well she might just be crazy
R3TROxLOV3 32
... What does skin color have to do with this at all? Did you even think before you posted that comment?
Ruffclue 9
read wat
Ruffclue 9
read wat i said. it doesnt have to do anything with the colour. some women such as black has an aggression to control their man and this is wat i think. and you should read second half as well.
Cad6 24
^wtf? Couldn't you just have edited your second comment? And concerning your first comment, it was racist, regardless of whether you wanted it to be or not. Congratulations for writing 3 dumb ass comments.
ladyLALAA 29
111, you're a dick get ready for some racial slurs! And OP girlfriend needs to cool it, this is probably some of the behavior that caused this to happen!
Ruffclue 9
120 - please go read some anthropology books. all i meant to say was different cultures have different qualities/behaviour and i think that specific quality such as wat i said above is present in certain culture.
Inheritance 10
April Fools a wonderful day to break up with your gf :)
Guren 0
OP girlfriend= gangsta; OP=pussy.
TheThree 0
2 words School Days
onceuponatime456 16
Well you definitely made it clear that you ARE a useless racist! WTF does your comment have to do with anything?
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
I can see who wears the pants in the relationship XD But seriously, that sucks T_T
sabb1228 0
Ok I know this is off topic, but A7x for LIFE!
ComTlancy 12
Yeah man! Avenged Seve-HNNNNNNG
lebronesque73091 12
You sound like you're in a controlling relationship. Either talk to her about it and if you can't do that, I think it would be best to break up with her, in person of course.
A7x4REVer 3
A7X foREVer!!!
jeob1992 8
I saw A7X live and was kinda disappointed
Googoo27 12
As much as I'd love to join the A7X fan group, this is not the place.
linkinpark98 24
Shut you up... :|
Heinousness 0
Rejected. OP got rejected.
Sparks808 10
Or forever accepted. Based on the FML, I think OP would have rather been rejected.
Heinousness 0
I meant he was rejected in that he couldn't break up.
WOGBRO 6
Am I the only one that realized that it rhymed.
MargieDrury 1
I'd call her back saying "yes, I think so".
baseballer4lifey 0
Soo would I
jeob1992 8
I think he deserved it ya wanna end it do it in person
hiyourcute 0
Tell her in person and you wouldnt have that problem
Ruffclue 9
I think OPs gf is Jackie Burkhart
HighGTurn 12
There's probably a reason why he called her instead of face to face.
ifoundalaska 11
It would be pretty funny if he said it in person and she said "I don't think so" and then turned and ran away
HighGTurn 12
Hahahaha
bizarre_ftw 22
He won't have that problem, nor a dick - she seems out of touch with reality enough to freak out as such in person
PhishloverA 14
Yeah #6, there would be a much bigger problem
sensoon15 7
Act like all of a sudden you believe in aliens and your theory is they abduct girlfriends. That'll make her go away.
1crabbygirl 10
Too funny!
chimocho 8
Am I the only one who thinks that's pretty harsh? For that to be the first thing he says without even giving her a reason?
micahsmommy 13
Can't really give her a reason of she hangs up on him.
pinky78711 5
I bet hw would have given her a reason if she didnt hang up and theirs a good reason because your a freak
The_Hitdude 12
^ First of all, someone just said that. Secondly, your grammar is horrendous. Gotta give you props for not saying 'would of', though.
Trix_Disorder 20
Keep in mind it's an FML... Limited number of characters.
liv2laugh721 0
He probably didnt start saying that they should break up and he probably tried to be as gentle as he could over the phone, but it would have been better it he did it in person
ProhibitionRose 14
He deserved it for doing a phone breakup. Unless they are long distance, that's the cowardly way to do it
BillyDisselhorst 3
He was probably thinking it would lead to a conversation where he could explain why but she didn't give him time.
vikkybee 4
He didn't appear to get the chance to give her a reason!
_MidnightLuna_ 17
She probably figured it was an April Fool's joke... and I'm hoping she was right. If not, you know what to do (Every other post is telling you so you don't have to figure it out for yourself!)
betterNowThanLat 5
maybe she really loves you! she doesnt want to lose you and ahe obviously made it clear
sabb1228 0
Or maybe she's obsessively psychotic. Either way, have fun...
betterNowThanLat 5
lol okay could be that too ...
rattusrattus 19
I think someone who was upset might try to work things out, rather than say "lol no" [paraphrased].
rosabellemariee 3
Fail...