Today, I called in to my girlfriend's favorite radio station to propose. After spending what seemed like an eternity telling her how much I love her and I want to spend the rest of my life with her, she took a deep breath, said, "How about no?" and hung up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
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JackeeDawn 9
It's okay OP... Atleast it's not a tv station you went on, nobody seen your face when she said no
GoingCommando93 14
I give you props for trying to be original, OP. Dont worry, you'll find the right gal.
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Comments (98)
ccoverup 5
Wow she couldve just said no.. Whyd she have to say "how about no". Is that really neccessary? and why would she want to publicly embarress you by replying in such a rude way anyway.. whatever life goes on, dont worry abt it youll find the right person :)
Jasonf6 0
You are better off without that ****.
RokNRoll11 9
You know there is a saying in Latin I can't remember, but it loosely translates to "don't the bastards get you down" I think you should stick to that. And good luck in your future
nikkinurse 10
How long we're u two together- after 2 weeks I would have said no too- or if u two are 15- but that still sucks
Cosmic_Horror 1
You shouldn't use public pressure like that. In this sort of scenario if she says no, she's somehow a villain, and you get sympathy from strangers (as this comment thread demonstrates) and if she says yes, you are lionized. It's self-indulgent and manipulative, not creative. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you didn't know what you were doing, and let emotion guide your actions. You'll know better next time.
angellydiaw 0
Bitch...... She shoulda at least said yes for the time being then told u privately no
LaxMonsta11 1
What a ****
Jarhead2700 2
yo that must have been embarassing
ashleylynn520 4
Maybe u should rethink marrying her... I'm sorry that happened to u. :[
daps29 11
That's a meany girl...she could've at least feel sorry for you