Today, I called in to my girlfriend's favorite radio station to propose. After spending what seemed like an eternity telling her how much I love her and I want to spend the rest of my life with her, she took a deep breath, said, "How about no?" and hung up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
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Top comments
JackeeDawn 9
It's okay OP... Atleast it's not a tv station you went on, nobody seen your face when she said no
GoingCommando93 14
I give you props for trying to be original, OP. Dont worry, you'll find the right gal.
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Comments (98)
skyshrouder 1
4-queen reference there should make op feel much better :). But honestly op, if she says no she isn't worth it. You won't feel that way now but 2 weeks or a month from now you will :) silver lining buddy
SooperSuper 2
Ouch..
RoseCrystal 17
Oh lord....I heard something like this on the radio where I live. It was so sad....You poor thing.
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Really over the radio? How do you know she was listening at the time. I don't even understand how you thought it would be a good idea. You are dumb
panda4567 0
dude the radio station probably called her The only dumb one here is you.
mottomotto 9
no worries, some girls just don't appreciate great guys. you will find someone better, trust me :)
Ffuuu 10
Maybe she does not deserve you :)
HelloGuys 4
I would never propose in public. Alot of girls dont like that
Ashley0911 8
Aw, poor OP you obviously deserve better then the insensitive girlfriend you have now.
worldclassrager 41
she's not ready yet or just didn't want to have the proposal heard by many...the time will come though...at least she didn't miss it now that would be even worse...
FML_a_Must 7
I guess she was expecting something much more or a face to face surprise kinda thing.