Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog. Now he won't stop patting my head and saying, "Who's a good girl?!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said, "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML
Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I'm dating a puppy. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML
Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he started humping my leg and said, "I'm gonna hump the fatness out of you and make you beautiful." FML
Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML
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BubbleGrunge 18
Did you like his bone?
MEM0817 18
And that's when you put him in the dog house....
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Comments (103)
MEM0817 18
And that's when you put him in the dog house....
punjabtimelord 18
You should offer to do it doggystyle ;D
that_band_nerd 22
And don't forget to mention that even the dog can't sleep on the couch.
Ian7890 23
Did you guys read this right? He's pretending the girlfriend is the dog, not the boyfriend.
tylermt1999 17
syki 22
Yeah, and they're turning the insult back around.
websphere69 27
who let the dog out..,,
Angel_Cacey 7
Lick him..leave as much slobber as possible
Q10 5
Who's a good girl?
TrueDragons 2
Op's boyfriend is pretty awesome.
shimmering 9
Lol. Why did this get many dislikes?
lolnothanks 18
Poor op:c must be so ruff
Damian95 16
Life's a bitch like that.
ositoakaluis 16
I guess you can teach old dogs new tricks
theworldismad 10
or it could've been a treat
BubbleGrunge 18
Did you like his bone?
rita0ral 8
Atta girl
ironichalibut 24
I guess you could say you two do it, *puts on sunglasses* .. Doggystyle..
Pleonasm 36
At least he didn't ask you "Who's a good bitch? You want your bone? Want me to take you to the pound?"
SokDek 14
ahh ye olde pound town. Quite a pleasant place.
jojimugo 20
So basically you're his B.....
syki 22
You know, the joke doesn't work when you don't have the balls to write out the whole word.....
Iceman225 11
shaddap.
golden_warrior 23
Who let the dog out? Woof Woof
jnanderson 16
Was the sex a real treat?