Anonymous
Park City, United States
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
bruh
Unexpected
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Chewy
United Kingdom
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
just_friends
United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
John
United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
gutted
United Kingdom
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Anonymous
Indonesia
Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving too fast. FML
Anonymous
Maryland Heights, United States
Read the room
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
what did I do?
San Francisco, United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
youmakemesick
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Magic moments
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
Ella
United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Top comments
PennyLane27 32
I sympathize with you OP. However, feel that you likely did this without having talked about it much with her. A marriage, and proposal, has to be a mutual decision. Not a decision for one person and a complete surprise for the other. Yes, you see videos of surprised women in tears being proposed to- a lot of those people talk about it, so the proposition of marriage itself isn't a surprise, but the exact proposal moment is a surprise.
Lobby_Bee 18
That happens when you do it on the second date.
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exileonmainst 16
Must have felt like being run over by your father's work truck..
Dave_Davington 34
Well, better luck next time. Oh, wait...
PennyLane27 32
I sympathize with you OP. However, feel that you likely did this without having talked about it much with her. A marriage, and proposal, has to be a mutual decision. Not a decision for one person and a complete surprise for the other. Yes, you see videos of surprised women in tears being proposed to- a lot of those people talk about it, so the proposition of marriage itself isn't a surprise, but the exact proposal moment is a surprise.
gobiteme2 34
Better to find out now and not later.
Inkoseh 33
Marriage should literally be spoken of and almost ready to give the go-ahead before you think about proposing. As another said, the only surprise should be when (even then, usually soon!) and where. You both must be on the same page before moving forward. I will sympathize though if you have been, she said she wanted to, and when you asked this happened. Then it's all on her, and you seriously dodged a bullet.
Lobby_Bee 18
That happens when you do it on the second date.
I'madumbass 19
Ok. That sucks. I might not be the smartest person in the world, but I think that what's supposed to happen is her saying yes and kissing you on the lips. OP, I sympathize with you. Either get her back or get someone better
randybryant799 21
Obviously you didn't have a deep connection with her so I'm wondering why you proposed.