Today, I called in to my girlfriend's favorite radio station to propose. After spending what seemed like an eternity telling her how much I love her and I want to spend the rest of my life with her, she took a deep breath, said, "How about no?" and hung up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
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JackeeDawn 9
It's okay OP... Atleast it's not a tv station you went on, nobody seen your face when she said no
GoingCommando93 14
I give you props for trying to be original, OP. Dont worry, you'll find the right gal.
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Comments (98)
campervan 6
Aww little harsh but i wouldnt want that as its pressure when people are watching or listenig
tmmundy 17
I wish my husband would have been creative when he proposed to me, all I got was a big box that had several smaller boxes. It was cute, but, it was at Christmas and I was expecting it, so it wasn't a surprise. We've been married 13 years this month, so I guess it worked.
GoingCommando93 14
They feel obligated to say yes because that's what is expected and because all those people are watching, etc. it's nerve racking, I'd imagine.
kool44_fml 2
Talk about heartless.....
lovebeecharmer 6
Sucks, but not saying it to her face was like really low. Seems like you were hiding
charvisioku 22
Or.... maybe he just wanted to do something other than the usual romantic meal ending with him going down on one knee.
mermaidariel 0
Someone's shallow.
Keep_It_Hot99 8
Aww, I'm sorry OP! Your girlfriend is a... mean person. I'm trying to be nice since you love her, even if what she did was a bitch move.
Bigmoneyshotz 0
Sorry OP, but that was a horrible way to purpose. Thats almost as bad as proposing at a sporting event in front of all those people and how do you know it was her and not one of her friends that doesn't like you on the phone, just saying
freddykrueger56 2
That sucks. FYL
thebosslikeaboss 18
Then she waddled away waddle waddle Till the very next day (my first thought when reading the fml haha
Keep_It_Hot99 8
Great, now that song is stuck in my damn head! ******* duck...
IAmJad 18
Same here! Hahahaha