Today, I called in to my girlfriend's favorite radio station to propose. After spending what seemed like an eternity telling her how much I love her and I want to spend the rest of my life with her, she took a deep breath, said, "How about no?" and hung up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
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Top comments
JackeeDawn 9
It's okay OP... Atleast it's not a tv station you went on, nobody seen your face when she said no
GoingCommando93 14
I give you props for trying to be original, OP. Dont worry, you'll find the right gal.
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Comments (98)
Probaton 11
What kind of raving egomaniac subjects his beloved to the opinion of a million people at what should be one of the most intimate moments of her life? Kudos at the girlfriend for both not being pressured into something she doesn't want to do and being hilarious while doing it.
kageshin1 2
That sounds desperate. I am sure you were going for romantic.
Char_1109 0
Ooooh that's rude 'she pretty much played you
j_729 18
Radio googoo. Radio gaga all we hear is radio googoo. Radio gaga
adamo_erebus 26
I see these proposal rejections all the time on this site and I can't help but wonder why the couple don't discuss the prospect of marriage before either of them make the proposal. I understand that they might want to save the proposal as a surprise, but marriage is a really big deal and isn't a decision you can expect your significant other to say 'yes' to on the spot without prior discussion.
Anacanrock11 5
that's harsh, buddy, though to be completely fair, public proposals are about the worst way to pop the question
sallygee 9
ydi. public proposals are ridiculous and shows you dont know her enough to get married.
peterblack67 9
Can no one propose normally anymore?