Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my new neighbors moved in across the street. Also today, they began to park at the end of my driveway. Not used to a car being there, I backed out and promptly hit it. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, after a few months of my neighbor's friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed, "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, I learned that my new neighbour's car alarm goes off every time a car drives by blasting loud bass. So far, it's gone off 6 times in the last hour. I can't wait until he's done moving in here, where he and his car will stay for the next year. FML
Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML
Today, my new neighbours moved in. I had always thought my bedroom wall was soundproof, because my old neighbours never complained about my loud night terrors. Turns out they were just stone deaf. The new ones can hear everything. FML
Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML
Today, after a week of rejoicing that my petty, passive-aggressive, bullying neighbours were moving away, I came home to find the "to let" board had been outside the wrong house the whole time. It's actually the people I really like who are moving away. FML
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pcentral 17
I'm guessing they won't be getting a 'welcome to the neighborhood' muffin basket then...?
disney_blonde 16
Have them towed. :)
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pengin 13
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Well.. atleast they aren't loud I hope? :/
CheesecakeTaco 3
Lol, call to get the cars toad. Make them pay for parking on your lawn and avenge your plastic pink flamingo... You know. If you had one.
thatKidzmOm 10
:-D mental image of toads being thrown at the cars
ColdplaySucks 18
Poop in a bag and leave it in their car. Shit left in a hot car will smell like death for hours.
asoptavlo14 6
Sounds like a new prank... Hey man let's go toad the new guys car! Poor toads though :(
kitkatmeOw 8
Anyone else think of the movie Open Season and throwing rabbits. Poor, cute, little fella's :(
anythingmustbe 18
Any chance you were educated in a american public school?
anythingmustbe 18
Not said to op said to 9#
Boomshadow 3
I have to wonder if the house next to yours is just cursed, or if it's the whole neighborhood.
zuzupetalsYO 11
Love the profile pic #2 :)
pcentral 17
I'm guessing they won't be getting a 'welcome to the neighborhood' muffin basket then...?
zandalee 20
Here is your one chance to go and explain nicely that they are parked on your lawn, (just to state the obvious) and make friendly with them. Fresh start & all that. Not everybody is an arsehole, could just be an honest mistake.
Zoh_Aubrey 8
Tell them that YOU don't mind them parking on your lawn, but your multiple, murderous personalities ain't having that shit. Then bark in their face. They'll never even look in your direction.
zandalee 20
Lol 45!
onlychildFTW 34
Time to give them their "welcome to the neighborhood tow job." I wouldn't stand for someone parking in my lawn. It leaves marks and can make some nasty holes if it's wet.
MrSarary 26
They probably didn't mean anything by it , they might of just run out of space to park their care , op should still send a welcome basket just to be nice
Bluemonster3 26
Speak to them about it and if they don't move it, plan your revenge.
nightskye 4
I'm thinking tacks in the grass should suffice.
raraisbang 12
Yes, but there are many ways in which that plan can backfire.
Inheritance 10
Revenge? More like call the po po
cameron194 9
Lol there's many ways that could **** up, but would b epic if you pulled it off.. All 4 of their tires blow simultaneously , they get out to check what it was and get their feet full of tacks.. Double win lol
Welshite 40
Put chock blocks under their wheels every time they do this. Maybe they'll get the hint.
Axipiter 24
Nono... Bear traps.
rivaraven 35
Practice painting on their cars. What's on your land is yours.
gabobi91 19
Yeah, no it's not. Call to get the cars towed, or talk to the neighbors about it. Painting on them would be vandalism.
KiddNYC1O 22
If they have balls to park on someone else's lawn they might not have a problem busting some caps.
jjurox101 5
You can always call the cops. It is YOUR lawn.
MURIKKA 11
That seems a little extreme, considering that they've only done this once....
missmurderx 8
They've done it once and they've been there for one day.. I don't find it extreme at all, it is his property.
KiddNYC1O 22
23- Once is one too many in this situation. Unless there's like a blatant emergency.
emilyjgraham 34
they might just be parked to help move in, as in extra family members or something? it's wrong I know but it might be the once and they might apologize if op says something to them :)
TinyGiant 4
Lol 23, they're parking on his lawn. Barring some strange land division where they could somehow mistake his lawn for theirs, they are being completely, incredibly ignorant. I'd have them towed without a second thought
disney_blonde 16
Have them towed. :)
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
I don't think there is any point in going into full front attack mode right away. Go and speak with them first and find out why they did this. They might have a reasonable explanation (and apologies) and you could avoid yourself another ruined neighbour relationship. If they are responding like assholes, then by all means f*** them up :)
Shadomasta 5
Your argument would be reasonable if their cars were parked in OPs driveway. However, they are on his LAWN.
Zomg_Okay 27
75 - So you're saying it's okay to park my car on somebody else's property without permission, as long as I only do it on certain parts of said property? That's stupid.
Mearemoi 14
Actually, I think #75 was saying that #70's argument would be reasonable had they not parked their car on the lawn. Instead of parking on the lawn, why didn't they park in the driveway? At least then, it wouldn't be destroying the lawn or whatever.
Mercury03 13
GET OFF MY LAWN!!!! Nice tie-in with the classic Eastwood gun as a username by the way. Kind of surprised I'm first to comment about it.
jaredofmo 22
Ask them nicely not to put their cars on your lawn in the future. If they can't respect you for that, land mines.
With_Love929 3
My god that's the funniest thing i've ever read!!! xD heehhehahahah nice one.
Shadomasta 5
I think this goes up there with that sentence that ends in ”potatoes” just because you didn't expect it.