Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
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Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She didn't say no, she didn't faint, and she didn't cry. She just stared at me blankly and said, "But... why...?" FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed, and I said yes! Not even three hours later, I got a text message asking if we could just be friends instead. He won't tell me what changed, and doesn't feel like he owes me any explanation. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML
Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
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Cashtangoteam 10
At least it's not no
natashax21 5
Take that as a yes and marry her before she has time to reconsider.
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Comments (230)
Cashtangoteam 10
At least it's not no
pulkit10 3
exactly. dont ever expect too much out of females
SillyFart 7
^ wow you're gonna get 100 thumbs down for that comment
cr3ativity 15
Nyah, im pretty sure guys will even that out
asoptavlo14 6
Ooo I sense some gender tension about to start..
ilikeapplejuice 7
Ohh no he di'int!
jwade11 12
Males are just as bad and unreliable as females. Sexist bastards. ;-)
bugmenotmofo 34
#7- I don't sense you having a girlfriend in the near future.
BrownEyes97 1
#35 high five!
imaginaryvoice 18
"Girlfriend, do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, to love and cherish him? In sickness and in health? For better or for worse? Until death do you part?" "I do." OP, Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife, to love and cherish her? In sickness and in health? For better or for worse? Until death do you part?" "Eh, why not."
zombicidal 11
perhaps the quarter of a carat diamond was too small for the "HELLZ YEAH!" he was expecting
StoryOfTheYear 15
Luke Skywalker should stick to fighting in galactic civil wars instead of writing speeches.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Blue ghost Vader: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Luke, go back to figting galactic civil wars instead of writing speeches, THEN WE'LL RULE THE GALAXY AS FATHER AND SON!!!!
Gamaryn 0
I think that's better than a no. *forever alone*
MelTheGreat 23
At least girls don't have to ask guys... how embarrassing.
chlorinegreen 27
71 honestly it shouldn't matter about the ring or the diamond size. If you love someone none of the superficial things matter. OP take a hint by her response. do you want to settle for a eh why not?
aceman1992 9
7- are you ******* crazy? You sound insane right now.
desireev 18
84- I think it is so sweet when a girl proposes to a guy. And it's a million times sweeter to see him say "yes" with confidence and love behind it. It wouldn't be embarrassing. Guy-proposes-to-girl is another one of those things that a man "should have to do". I don't think so. If a woman wants to propose to a man, more power to her!
bizarre_ftw 22
107 - then again, some girls just like the fact that they can hide behind the social standard and wait for the guy to make the first move. Not saying it's a good idea, just pointing it out
TomFeltonFan 0
Always keeping it positive, right? lmao.
hellbilly205 17
Id rather get an "ehh, why not" then a no anyday, on a side note congrats, on taking the plunge hope your marrige lasts a long time!
NOTquiteRAMBO 10
Loving OP's name by the way!
tjv3 10
Yeah at least it wasnt a no
CapnAwesome 11
You might regret later if you dont consider breaking up when you have time.... She doesnt seem to be interested.. :(
lil_miss_katii 7
at least she said yes, it could have been a lot worse
blunttobluntest 12
Let's hope it is a happily ever after and NOT just a long time.
Minx108 12
I agree 159! The enthusiasm you have for one another seems a bit disproportionate...if you're going to get married you'd want to be equally enthralled with each other, wouldn't you?
woosah 16
I agree 159.... It might as we'll be a no.. Doesn't sound like she's all that stoked.
Joshawott 21
I concur. At least it wasn't a no.
englacobain 14
All people doesn't see the value of marriage. I wouldn't mind getting married, but i dob't think it's such a big deal.
fjretsel 1
At least she said yes u prick.
nadyy14 8
Well, she's um....not really that emotional
natashax21 5
Take that as a yes and marry her before she has time to reconsider.
moop256 10
Mabye getting a pre-nup wouldn't be a bad idea. You know what's hers is hers and whats your's is your's... Unless she makes more than you, then don't do it
WaterPoloLove3 0
Good idea, you never know, she could just be like... Well I haven't wandered down this path yet, let's see where it takes me(:
TomFeltonFan 0
lol, so they can be in a dead end marriage for the rest of there lives... that is, until the divorce. lmao.
Caitlyn2 0
Atleast you're getting married and that she said yes.
JustinThunder 8
Actually, I believe she said, "Eh, why not?"
TomFeltonFan 0
Maybe she's a backwards Canadian? lmao.
kyz_xox 11
Im Canadian.. But hey, Thats pretty funny. xDD
Llama_Face89 34
127- Hey! I'm Canadian! If I wasnt a pacifist I'd **** you up! :P
Nhk_fml 4
@157 lol Canada only there to go skiing :)
Amrel 10
Like when canada went on strike for more money but instead we gave them bennigans coupons and bubble gum
Dilwann 27
Knowing my own standard answer to everything my bf proposes (e.g. what to eat for dinner), I'd probably go 'Sure.'
HogwartsDropout7 0
That's when you tell her that you changed your mind.
Perksofbeingawal 0
Should've been like, "Eh, jus kiddin."
NotsoobviousTrol 5
Should have given her bacon first
BrownEyes97 1
That generally only works on guys.
derpster 7
no, it works for girls too. trust me. especially younger ones. *trollface*
OhLohd111 11
Really? But I love bacon! D:
TomFeltonFan 0
What if she's Jewish? Kosher bacon, bitches. lmao.
mojjo21 4
YESSS! Bacon strips and bacon strips and back strips!!!!
natashax21 5
Use the force, Luke.
Rainchikmoo 6
Oh. I see what you did there.
gene818 13
It only works on the weak minds.
friedchickenpie 14
Well, it's official! 8 has won.
DryHumor 4
Watch out we got a badass over here.
that1guyyy 12
I'd take it
danny128 4
Coz ur fat that's why
starwind3438 9
Ass hole alert ^^^
THE_A_TEEN 28
danny128 is an illiterate fat bastard himself.
OnlyOnFML 0
Eh, at least you tried. Sorry OP. hopefully she was just joking around with you.
cr3ativity 15
At least she said "yes", technically.