Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving too fast. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML
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Sweeney90 0
The only possible explanation is that she got sick of waiting for you to propose and started ******* your best friend.
hoschiadedodi 0
you did it wrong. let me guess... you proposed in the parking lot at mcdonalds?
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Comments (138)
hoschiadedodi 0
you did it wrong. let me guess... you proposed in the parking lot at mcdonalds?
shadow455 2
haha i would so do that
underaegis 0
coming from the homosexual pokemon freak
innavoiG 9
Obviously you don't understand the joke in his profile picture.
Sweeney90 0
The only possible explanation is that she got sick of waiting for you to propose and started ******* your best friend.
irishfever 0
well maybe not his best friend... but since OP included the phrases like "for years" and "finally" I think the gf definately got tired of waiting
Thekratos 0
lol, you were owned xD
xxxsportygurlxxx 0
LOL XD was she drunk when she said that?
MoonyIce 0
Are you saying she was drunk EVERY time she said that? 'For years' apparently?
cornsnake 0
there is truth in wine #4. have you heard of that saying?
iranoutofnames 6
haha sucker. she got you, eh?
blazingman311 1
Maybe she no longer has a heartbeat :/
11wanda11 6
oh man that sucks, loose the bitch, you don't need her anyway.
idkweird 0
How exactly DO you loose someone?
Spider_fml 9
Lol :D When you find out, I'd like to know too!
cmccarthy05 0
im pretty sure he was implying that he loses, the girl and was just unable to spell like a coherent person. not to play mr moderator, but learn to spell please. and its pretty easy, when she rejects you, you look her in the eye, and say were done. you may have been also making a joke at his poor spelling and knew exactly what he ment, if this is the case, im sorry i wasted your time.
DragonMasterMF 0
Its quite easily really, its called you "screw" them so much you loosen them XD, or get them pregnant and when they have a baby...yeah.
lolfmlfail 0
lol owned
lmcb_x 0
LOL harsh but funny..
honeybeezy 0
what a bitch