Today, I asked my husband, of only a year, why we don't have sex anymore. He said it's because he masturbates. When I asked how often he did it, he replied "Every day that we don't have sex..." FML
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Today, my husband asked if we could have more sex, because we spend every day together, but if he wanted celibacy, he’d have stayed single and spent time with his friends. He then pulled out a diary proving we’ve only had sex twice this year. I was completely unaware it was so infrequent. Whoops. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML
Today, my wife has initiated sex less than five times in the 18 years we've been married. If I don't mention it, then she doesn't have to bother. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, my husband complained about my lack of sex drive. Gee, I wonder why, Mr. "Always comes first by humping for a whopping 30 seconds." FML
Today, my husband won’t have sex with me anymore because he can’t be bothered. That’s been his excuse for almost three weeks, but he insists there’s nothing wrong, he just doesn’t want to. For reference, we had sex almost every day before this, so this is very abnormal behavior. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
Today, my husband has lost over a hundred pounds. I'm happy for him, but now he has an incredibly high sex drive and keeps asking for sex almost every day, sometimes twice a day. FML
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Top comments
denvan 0
He must have one strong hand shake
WallyTheWombat 0
So I'm not too sure how this is played out. If he masturbates every day that they don't have sex... is it that they don't have sex cause he masturbated? or that he masturbated because op won't have sex with him? If 1: 1) Try to get to him first. if 2: 2) Quit complaining and sleep with your husband!
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Comments (145)
AliKarim 0
time to spice things up a little. here are a few suggestions: tie each other up, eat stuff off each other, role-play and/or threesomes :)
monkeywrench1 10
You need to feed he's fantasies. A vag not always enough to satisfy ones sexual needs. Act sexy, talk dirty, give him a spontaneous bj in the middle of the day, tease him, dress up and roleplay. Be adventurous and he will come around.
KutiPie97 0
I agree with 57. you would be alive if it weren't for sex.
DjeePee 25
'sex is not important' I pity your (future) partner, I really do. It's because of that mentality that one day, you will realise you'll never have sex anymore, whilst your husband spends his days watching **** and masturbating.
premiermois 5
lol, this is how we know he's a virgin.
Bizenghastly 0
perhaps 51 your expieriances w. sex jus haven't been that great? ^_^ not bashing you, I'm justing saying maybe sometime you'll have epic sex and then reassess your opinion
djewel6 0
you need to talk to the purity ring girl you just proved my point I made to her.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Not everyone is asexual like you, Keevarou.
adrianblackett 0
dis guy is weird an just seekin attention by his outrageous comments
traze 7
Dude what the **** is wrong with you? did you have your manhood cut off or something?... sex is part if not a major part of an relationship. If the parties can not have intimacy it leads to a lot of problems such as one cheating to gain the lost and many other problems.