Today, I asked my husband, of only a year, why we don't have sex anymore. He said it's because he masturbates. When I asked how often he did it, he replied "Every day that we don't have sex..." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband asked if we could have more sex, because we spend every day together, but if he wanted celibacy, he’d have stayed single and spent time with his friends. He then pulled out a diary proving we’ve only had sex twice this year. I was completely unaware it was so infrequent. Whoops. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML
Today, my wife has initiated sex less than five times in the 18 years we've been married. If I don't mention it, then she doesn't have to bother. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, my husband complained about my lack of sex drive. Gee, I wonder why, Mr. "Always comes first by humping for a whopping 30 seconds." FML
Today, my husband won’t have sex with me anymore because he can’t be bothered. That’s been his excuse for almost three weeks, but he insists there’s nothing wrong, he just doesn’t want to. For reference, we had sex almost every day before this, so this is very abnormal behavior. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
Today, my husband has lost over a hundred pounds. I'm happy for him, but now he has an incredibly high sex drive and keeps asking for sex almost every day, sometimes twice a day. FML
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Top comments
denvan 0
He must have one strong hand shake
WallyTheWombat 0
So I'm not too sure how this is played out. If he masturbates every day that they don't have sex... is it that they don't have sex cause he masturbated? or that he masturbated because op won't have sex with him? If 1: 1) Try to get to him first. if 2: 2) Quit complaining and sleep with your husband!
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Comments (145)
janelle14 1
yeaa nice
Arch27 27
The Hamburger Helper glove?
Arch27 27
I'm assuming he asked, got denied then got himself off. After so many denials you stop asking because it's a hassle. That's where the OP's husband is. For starters she should join him in the act. Work up to having sex again. Treat it like you're teenagers, screwing around, on the verge of getting caught. A little role-playing like that could help spark interest. Then again, maybe he has a deep-rooted mental problem. Sexual addiction is a possibility.
bullrider92 19
Maybe he has been doing it for so many years that it is the only way he can get off now.
purebliss7 6
you must be something wrong then for him to prefer his hand over you.
ILOOVELAMP 0
Dress up Like a man. See what he does with you lol
ewe1234 5
Nobody really read her story .. Everyone is blaming her? She wants sex, he wants his hand n probably **** .. That's an addiction .. A problem on his end .. Our world has become pretty messed up as far as relationships and sensuality go and it sounds like he let the fake world pull him in
DarthVader77 9
If she is bad in bed I understand her husband. Every time I was with my soon-to-be ex-wife it felt like she was sacrificing herself. I do not need that.
xXNerrrdXx 16
and here is the reason i dont approve of masturbation...
dinagdotphoto 13
Most of the time men marry specifically so that they have a partner who's obligated by law to have sex with them regularly, so that they don't have to turn their "game" on every time.. Knowing that, at least you know your husband married you for love.. ..or money, perhaps?