Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
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Today, I asked my husband, of only a year, why we don't have sex anymore. He said it's because he masturbates. When I asked how often he did it, he replied "Every day that we don't have sex..." FML
Today, my husband chose to masturbate. I'm not getting laid for the forth night in a row, because initiating sex is too hard for him. Just once, I want to not have to initiate or flat out beg for it. FML
Today, my husband won’t have sex with me anymore because he can’t be bothered. That’s been his excuse for almost three weeks, but he insists there’s nothing wrong, he just doesn’t want to. For reference, we had sex almost every day before this, so this is very abnormal behavior. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
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Marcella1016 32
It’s unfortunate for you, but I get it. Sometimes you just need to rub one out real quick and you’re not in the mood to expend all the energy of foreplay and *******. I’ve experienced this personally, especially in the pandemic. It could be a combination of lethargy, low blood levels such as vitamin D (haha), or even depression. Really, it sucks for both parties. I hope you guys can work it out. Maybe talk to him about it, get him on some multivitamins, and encourage him to have a more active lifestyle so he has more energy. If it’s a mental health issue such as depression, he could also possibly benefit from seeing a therapist. Depression is on the rise with so many people stuck at home these days. On the other hand, antidepressants tend to lower sex drive. Yay. Good luck, OP.
Jon Tessler 14
I am on antidepressants for PTSD, it can give you low sex drive and ED as side effects, which in turn can make you even more depressed. for me, I need them or I go "manic" in a couple of weeks without them. so I am stuck in a vicious cycle, I would love to have sex with my significant other, but I also have zero sex drive to do so. start by asking him if you can help him while he masturbates, or simply join him and do it together. talk to each other, about the issue or it will only get worse in the long run.
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RichardPencil 32
Ray McKigney? My Seinfeld peeps will love this!
Marcella1016 32
It’s unfortunate for you, but I get it. Sometimes you just need to rub one out real quick and you’re not in the mood to expend all the energy of foreplay and *******. I’ve experienced this personally, especially in the pandemic. It could be a combination of lethargy, low blood levels such as vitamin D (haha), or even depression. Really, it sucks for both parties. I hope you guys can work it out. Maybe talk to him about it, get him on some multivitamins, and encourage him to have a more active lifestyle so he has more energy. If it’s a mental health issue such as depression, he could also possibly benefit from seeing a therapist. Depression is on the rise with so many people stuck at home these days. On the other hand, antidepressants tend to lower sex drive. Yay. Good luck, OP.
Jon Tessler 14
I am on antidepressants for PTSD, it can give you low sex drive and ED as side effects, which in turn can make you even more depressed. for me, I need them or I go "manic" in a couple of weeks without them. so I am stuck in a vicious cycle, I would love to have sex with my significant other, but I also have zero sex drive to do so. start by asking him if you can help him while he masturbates, or simply join him and do it together. talk to each other, about the issue or it will only get worse in the long run.
diraven 15
Two weeks without sex is nothing when you've been married for a while
giraffe_poop 8
well you have a point there
bobsanction 18
Rub one out and quit complaining. You aren't entitled to sex.
JasonThorn 23
"F my life, please!"
scruffymankillem 1
honestly most men are bad at sex, and that's usually not an issue for guys as long as he feels some type of effort, but chances are he felt like he's been doing all the work anyways, why spend 30 mins trying to get you off so maybe you'll do the same, when he can worry about himself in 5m. try making him feel sexy for a change and stop trying to be pillowed
OrySoma 11
give him a hand?
tounces7 28
Try offering to do most of the work, IE, get on top or such.
giraffe_poop 8
I fiercely love and hate this reply at the same time, lol.