Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
So frustratiiiiing
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Patricia
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
In the mood
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Benny Goodman classic
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Hard to believe
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Handjob
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
SadGf
Kinda hot
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Anonymous
Castleford, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Final fantasy
Today, I have caught my boyfriend masturbating by himself over a dozen times since Xmas, so God knows how many times he’s done it without me knowing. I asked him about it, and it turns out a woman he went to high school with, and had a huge crush on, recently became a porn actress. FML
Anonymous
Saudi Arabia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML
Top comments
Jaffster69 6
Perhaps you 2 gentlemen should invest in a pair of fleshlights to use on each other.
Drakrtar 3
That's a sign you need to bail... no straight man is ignoring sex to wack off. He's gay. Nothing against it but if a guy with a girlfriend is ignoring sex to whack off he's either gay and cannot get off with you or you are so unattractive to him he'd rather use his hand. Either way bail because nobody should deal with that.
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RichardPencil 32
It's getting close to the time that he goes from "boyfriend" to "roommate" or "friend without benefits."
Jaffster69 6
Perhaps you 2 gentlemen should invest in a pair of fleshlights to use on each other.
Drakrtar 3
That's a sign you need to bail... no straight man is ignoring sex to wack off. He's gay. Nothing against it but if a guy with a girlfriend is ignoring sex to whack off he's either gay and cannot get off with you or you are so unattractive to him he'd rather use his hand. Either way bail because nobody should deal with that.
QueenMichael 16
Nobody said the guy's straight, though. The person who submitted this is a man, so the boyfriend in the story is clearly gay. Or bi. He likes men, is my point.