Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said, "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him every day now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML
Today, I had an interview. Another applicant shook my hand, saying, "May the better man win." I smirked and said, "Thanks, I plan to." I turned and saw the interviewer. He definitely heard. FML
Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML
Today, I went for a lunch interview for my dream job. The interview was great and at the end, I tried to seal the deal by complimenting my future boss. I said, "You're really hardworking. Do you always work on a Saturday?" He looked at me, smiled and then wrote something down. Today's Friday. FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML
Today, the person that interviewed me for a job was the same person I called a "fat bitch" at a baseball game after she knocked over my drink while she was dancing. She recognized me too. FML
Today, while at work, my ex-boyfriend came in. I pretended not to see him, hoping he would just pass on by. No such luck. He stopped to tell me that he was there for orientation. My company hired him. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
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Top comments
swankmrpancake 8
Girl look at that body. He works out!!
MathewBlack 14
Obviously he had been checking you out as well..
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Comments (183)
Dadothy 8
Well you got the job so he obviously wasn't upset about it. Sounds like he has a sense of humor and since he didn't get mad about it you should be glad.
officeradvil 8
Yeah, that guy sounds like a boss.
MathewBlack 14
Obviously he had been checking you out as well..
onlychildFTW 34
Well OP you created the awkwardness by not being more secretive checking him out. next time try to hide it a little more. But congrats on getting the job.
cutemonsterx3 6
Damn look at that Bugatti O:!
blcksocks 19
Is it just me or this whole thing sounds like the start of a porno? Damnit xhamster.
cutemonsterx3 6
Haters :)
hqbrat 8
Hey no duh you got thumbed down a Bugatti is a ******* car FYI....
cutemonsterx3 6
No shit its a car!
ydi_4_suking 20
Hell yeah! Saw a good ass, and got a job
swankmrpancake 8
Girl look at that body. He works out!!
oh_merde 11
He's sexy and he knows it!
i_canlickmyelbow 3
Or guy ;)
DontModMeDammit 10
6, your profile picture makes this comment so much better.
rcgirl2 11
All he has to do now is WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE!
iloveyou2129 6
YEAH!!
astoryofroses 9
when he walks in the spot, this is what he sees: OP's sitting there and she's staring at him. he's got passion in his pants and he ain't afraid to show it show it show it show it, he's sexy and OP knows it ;)
sirpantselot 22
Actually 44 is right - OP could be a guy, we never find out. No reason a straight guy wouldn't admire the boss's arse if it was as toned as the FML leads us to believe...
i_canlickmyelbow 3
I guess being gay isn't okay yet... According to all my thumbs down.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Yes we all know how the song goes
mydadpulledout 17
way to ruin the chain ya damn nazi
LordGiblett 26
Assuming OP's even a girl..
Dadothy 8
You got the job so be happy he didn't care:)
SpicyDuck 22
Exactly! How is this even an FML, you got a nice view AND a job! And potentially some good promotions from your boss with the nice ass. If you know what I mean.
blueroses2010 6
Agreed #7! I'm not quite sure how this is even an FML? You're employed, the interviewer noticed you checking him out and still hired you...who knows, if you're both single and it's not against company policy, you might get a job an a relationship out of it :) Think positive OP
MsAnnaH 1
Or did he? Perhaps that was why she got the job?;-) hehe.. No I think he seemed flattered:-)
insertnameherr 11
dat ass..
PYLrulz 17
Followed by a Poker Face (or a Bad Poker Face)
Wicked361 8
What does poker face have to do with dat ass?
el_chicharito_14 0
You got the job op so be happy and hey, at least he has a sense of humor.
alexup24 13
I thumbed you down for liking that cherry picker
mishaparis 7
19 - Your picture totally fits your comment. Not that I didn't thumb it down, of course.
AH1Zviper 15
This is going to be one of those " How I met your father " stories. Give or take a year or two.
crazy4uboi 6
That's going to be an interesting dinner conversation "um... Well you see... What happened was..." "you're mom was checking out my ass" lol
MsAnnaH 1
And it was....wait for it....legendary!!! ;-) And that kids was How I met your mother..;-D
MsAnnaH 1
And it was...wait for it....legendary!! ;-) And that kids is How I met your mother :-D
DarkSeekerX94446 14
I think he's trying to tell you something..
darkmis1 18
I think it'll be a funny joke to have between you two at the office!
reallytho3 11
OP: you still workin out? Boss: Yup ;)
perdix 31
He can be the butt of your jokes.