Today, I had to take care of my best friend while she was drunk. This meant changing her pee-soaked sheets, making her take a bath to get all the baby powder off, and making her put clothes on as she tried to run out the house naked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML
Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML
Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML
Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML
Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's kids. One of the twin babies threw up all over my shirt and it went down my bra. Of course, I didn't have a change of clothes. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I woke up next to a slumbering girl I had just met the night before. She had all the covers on top of her and I was cold. Not only was I cold, but the sheets were really cold. So I got up and realized she'd peed a drunken night's worth of beer all over my sheets. FML
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sportskid521 0
that has to suck but she was NAKED
Cupcaken 0
yeah... how old are you again?
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sportskid521 0
that has to suck but she was NAKED
Cupcaken 0
yeah... how old are you again?
unvmesucka 0
I bet that pissed you off. It never pays to be the sober one...
urdirtyolduncle 15
Sounds like you're a good friend.
juicedboi 7
Pics or it didn't happen. Sounds like the Hangover 3 has started filming.
Carpy 8
10 - he looks like he's about 13 years old, hence his immature response.
juicedboi 7
Pics or it didnt happen..
LexxyLiime 0
Immature
pertained 12
Are drunk people supposed to have baths?
killface93 0
look at his DP lady
Droopy13 0
Don't worry OP! Your kindness will repay you sometime! (:
brad5150 4
what are you, like, 10?
angelpies 0
I believe he is around ten. The biggest clue was the immature comment.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
yeah, not that the pic didn't give it away:)
BAMF519 0
haha ur cute... but not in a weird way like in a young kid way
happypenguins 24
Shower
DjeePee 25
I wonder, was you with her when she started to get drunk? If so, it was your task of good best friend to try to keep her as sober as possible. Your best friend sounds totally wasted, it should not went this far.
moosemonkey1000 6
I don't even know where to begin with the gramatical errors in your comment...
DjeePee 25
Feel free to correct. It's been two years since high school, and there I only got English for over four years. You can't expect me to write like a native speaker, can you?
forgettingsunday 0
your grammar is burning my eyes
Perdition 4
Belgisch! Spreek je Nederlands of parles-tu Néerlandais? Excuse the rude Americans :)
musicboi96 1
this is why I hate FML users!!! chill the **** out with correcting people on grammar errors. what are you a ******* kindergarten teacher!?
angelpies 0
People just want to seem smarter or cooler then their fellow FML'ers.
alexjean 0
this chain wins!
Cookie4U 0
Oh the Grammar Nazis totally unaware that not all people speak, read, write or speak english. If you were true Nazis you'd spreacken ze German
THExistentialist 13
I, personally, enjoy seeing Djeepee on FML. Most of the time, she contributes logical insight regardless of her occasional grammar fails. and she has humour sense.
Minsc888 5
Different people have different limits for alcohol, and op never said they were with their friend the whole time or even went out with them. It's op's friend who is responsible for how much she drinks, not op's
takanuva0123 0
Yeah that sucks, but you should've made her sleep somehow and kept doing whatever you were doing before. Kudos for being a good friend.
FreebirdIII 1
partying, partying, YEAH! Was she 13 or something??
Perdition 4
fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun... looking forward to the we-ekend. okay, maybe I went a little crazy there...
bengermin 5
Baby powder? If she's got that on, why not go ahead and just put her in some diapers? haha.
ihasbrains 10
Because it would make OP feel like a child molester.
vegan_muffin 5
This is what I was wondering... why baby powder? Is that a normal thing for a drunk person to have on?
zuzupetalsYO 11
baby powder? maybe she already was wearing a diaper lol
4wow4 0
Bahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My thoughts exactly •~*
ImInABox 6
Fun fun fun fun.
ritbbehindu 0
I see what your doing.... STOP IM GOING INSANE AS WE SPEAK!
izzy101 0
YDI for being friends with people like that.
Droopy13 0
OP was just trying to be a good friend. I think.
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
FREEDOM!!!!!
a_nutritionist 10
you didnt HAVE TO do anything? you should have let her do her thing and regret it the next day. its the only way shes gonna learn her lesson, and at the same time you dont have to deal with someone whos incapable of taking responsibility for themselves.
bkaneshiro14 0
okay... I understand where you're going with this, but i heard if one leaves someone drunk unattended, they might pas out, choke on their vomit, and die
a_nutritionist 10
indeed...and how often do you think this happens? besides which, uh, where did i say leave them unattended? i believe my words were akin to let them act like a dickbag and have a laugh at their expense.
kiaralove53 0
That's what friends do? You're a good friend OP: maybe she will be the one doing all that for you too.