Today, my husband has lost over a hundred pounds. I'm happy for him, but now he has an incredibly high sex drive and keeps asking for sex almost every day, sometimes twice a day. FML
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Today, after years of my husband letting himself go and our sex life dying a slow, painful death, he's finally gotten my hints and started exercising and eating right, and he looks amazing. But now he has no sex drive and says, "I'm getting older, there are more important things to me than busting nuts all day!" FML
Today, after several grueling weeks at the gym, my moribund sex drive suddenly kicked into high gear. All I want is for my husband to fuck me senseless, but he's now convinced I'm just trying to butter him up before dropping a bombshell. FML
Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML
Today, my husband complained about my lack of sex drive. Gee, I wonder why, Mr. "Always comes first by humping for a whopping 30 seconds." FML
Today, is the fourth day of my husband's and my new diet and exercise routine. I've already caught him eating junk food 4 times. He has lost 2 lbs and I've gained 3. FML
Today, I had to explain to my husband, who lost 250 pounds and has never been healthier, that no, he does not get a pass to sleep around to "make up" for all the sex he missed when he was young and fat. FML
Today, despite the fact of learning I'm now over 300 pounds, causing a major blow to my self-esteem, I tried to be sexy and asked my husband if he wanted a blowjob. Unfortunately, he's trying out new mental meds and they've killed his sex drive. FML
Today, the whole time my husband and I had sex, my stomach flab violently slapped my thighs. The harder he pumped, the louder the slapping got. Time to lose some weight. FML
Today, after having lost 11 pounds following my pregnancy, I felt sexy and put on a cute outfit for my husband. When he walked into the bedroom, he ended up passing me three times, and then went to bed without a word. FML
Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML
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FluffythePink 23
Are you complaining because you just aren't into it or because you just aren't used to it? If you aren't into it then you're looking at loosing him to someone who does want him. If you just aren't used to it then you need to decide if you want to be. If the issue is that he boinks like a teenager and does nothing to see you right then you need to communicate this as bluntly as possible. Not to put too fine a point on it, who turns down orgasms everyday? If he's not giving you yours then a slap upside the head with the reality stick is required.
GoogieWithers 25
You do know there are 14 lbs(pounds) to a stone?
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Comments (3)
Lost Reggie 22
"Today, after working hard to lose 100 lbs, my wife thinks I ask for sex too often. FML"
Boyer79 10
When have we ever used pounds to measure weight? It’s your own fault for not using stone or kg! lol
GoogieWithers 25
You do know there are 14 lbs(pounds) to a stone?
FluffythePink 23
Are you complaining because you just aren't into it or because you just aren't used to it? If you aren't into it then you're looking at loosing him to someone who does want him. If you just aren't used to it then you need to decide if you want to be. If the issue is that he boinks like a teenager and does nothing to see you right then you need to communicate this as bluntly as possible. Not to put too fine a point on it, who turns down orgasms everyday? If he's not giving you yours then a slap upside the head with the reality stick is required.