Today, I asked my husband, of only a year, why we don't have sex anymore. He said it's because he masturbates. When I asked how often he did it, he replied "Every day that we don't have sex..." FML
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Today, my husband asked if we could have more sex, because we spend every day together, but if he wanted celibacy, he’d have stayed single and spent time with his friends. He then pulled out a diary proving we’ve only had sex twice this year. I was completely unaware it was so infrequent. Whoops. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML
Today, my wife has initiated sex less than five times in the 18 years we've been married. If I don't mention it, then she doesn't have to bother. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, my husband complained about my lack of sex drive. Gee, I wonder why, Mr. "Always comes first by humping for a whopping 30 seconds." FML
Today, my husband won’t have sex with me anymore because he can’t be bothered. That’s been his excuse for almost three weeks, but he insists there’s nothing wrong, he just doesn’t want to. For reference, we had sex almost every day before this, so this is very abnormal behavior. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
Today, my husband has lost over a hundred pounds. I'm happy for him, but now he has an incredibly high sex drive and keeps asking for sex almost every day, sometimes twice a day. FML
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Top comments
denvan 0
He must have one strong hand shake
WallyTheWombat 0
So I'm not too sure how this is played out. If he masturbates every day that they don't have sex... is it that they don't have sex cause he masturbated? or that he masturbated because op won't have sex with him? If 1: 1) Try to get to him first. if 2: 2) Quit complaining and sleep with your husband!
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Comments (145)
RUSH777 0
55, I don't think sex is important at all. I don't even enjoy sex half of the time.
rawritsgreta7 0
looks like you've got competition !
KaanTech 0
poor husband FHL
griffindragon97 3
tell him that he wouldn't be alive without sex and it feels twice as better
xtacticalswarmx 0
Wow, choosing to not have sex, and not enjoying it? That's rough. Do you have a noob for a partner?
laurbear12 3
81 - clearly the guys you've been with don't know what they're doing.
xtacticalswarmx 0
Where did you find you picture? And a ***** won't solve anything. She wants to have sex, WITH her husband. Lol
jayemdoubleyou 1
Sounds like someone is bending the truth. Men ********** because they aren't having sex. It's never the other way around...unless you are getting fat or in some other way less attractive.
monnanon 14
actually some men are chronic masturbators and will do anything to pleasure themselves. Sometimes they are just to selfish to want anything but their own pleasure. Thankfully these things aren't too common but they do happen
rawr9able 4
I must say, while I love sex and all it's godlyness it's refreshing to see people who aren't obsessed with it. Plus people who aren't tend to be interesting and those who are interested but keep it to themselves and their partner tend to be kinky and interesting. Stop riding Keevs back like a horse and realise not everyones the same.
rogerover 19
I'm guessing he got tired of No and took matters into his own hands. now he's lost in ****-land so it's gonna take some serious sexual effort and willingness on your part to bring him back to reality (pussy-land). Start with your mouth. He will return to you.