Today, I asked my boyfriend if he'd rather play the new Assassin's Creed game or have a night of sex with me. He started crying from indecision. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend, who loves board games, to give me advice on a board game I'm making. I ended up crying in the fetal position. FML
Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex with me in the shower to spice up our love life. He said that he was really busy. He was playing Call of Duty. FML
Today, I made the mistake of showing an interest as my boyfriend was playing the new Assassin's Creed. Now I like that he enjoys gaming, but I was not expecting to be given a crash course in Assassin's Creed lore and history all the way back to the first game. It lasted ages. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML
Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
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Top comments
SakataGintoki 9
Why not both?
missababgaga 19
Here's a solution... give him both!
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Comments (158)
ICastillo 25
Why not the both of both worlds give him a ******* well he plays Assassins Creed. There you go nobody hurt in that situation.
mamablair13 5
at least sex was considered for you... my husband would be like ASSASSINS CREEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDD!!!!!!!! so coot-toes for you
dilley86 4
He's not hiding his homosexual tendencies very well, is he?
GrEdDySRT65 3
Would have chosen sex!!
lovelykisses86 2
well of you suck at suck OP I can see why he's having trouble deciding.
Coalke 5
Do you suck at suck?
PsychoBitch666 8
You poor soul. Never ever make a man choose between you and his video games. (unless you're really good at ********. Then it's okay.)
DarthVader77 9
Bodes well for the relationships if he had to THINK about what is better. Good luck! To both of you.
bigbadtim 7
Assassins Creed FTW!
greeneye_fml 12
You suck for putting it like that. And I'm female.
Ins0mau 20
I think it was a reasonable ultimatum, and I'm a gamer guy.
JennaNGood 21
Why on EARTH would you be so cruel as to make a gamer choose between sex and the new assassins creed game?! That's like choosing between oxygen or water were you stranded on a desert island.