Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex with me in the shower to spice up our love life. He said that he was really busy. He was playing Call of Duty. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
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Top comments
chaos753159 4
u rely need to try COD
amberbby69 6
Slimy? What kind of showers do you take? Lol
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Comments (207)
me199 0
first
Secret_Fire_King 0
hahahaha.. Girls think that they control the sex life.. but, in actual fact.. Control of Duty does..
keefer 0
iwas it mw2 if so couldn't you wait? he could have been In a party with his friends or been going fr a new killsstreak
bamskey 0
that is a very busy thing to do.... I mean when your on a 20 kill streak u have no time to **** in the shower
firstdbzmaker 15
164 is right it's dangerous to bother people playing call of duty
pwincessa23 1
dump his ass!!! video games r stupid. fkn nukes & playing domination in a party is gay. my bf is playing mw2 right this moment
kaprookie 3
pwincessa23 do us a favor and be quiet, CoD trumps almost anything im joking of course because I'd rather have sex then play CoD except if I was on a massive kilstreak or in a party as stated, Don't dump him OP I can guarantee if you dump him and get another bf he will play CoD heaps aswell so just get used to it
pwetzel 0
first! and, FYL
CrazierSeb09 0
uhm... fail
T_McGee 0
Maybe the idea of screwing a slimy wet person wasn't as attractive to him as it was to you. ;)
amberbby69 6
Slimy? What kind of showers do you take? Lol
Star928 7
You know, the nickelodeon green slime ones.
1800getalife 0
notice ur not first and Im first for 2 fmls in a row
HarperGirl 4
you are totally ridiculous and have no right to criticize other people when you are no better than them nobody else i see is going around and rudely criticizing people on here like you do
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
Hey. Hey hey. Don't mess with him. He's black.
lgoddess24 0
well it is cod
chaos753159 4
u rely need to try COD
ittybittychika 0
agreed!! imma girl and I used to hate it, until I played it for an hour or two.. now it's my favorite game
Inquizeron 18
Someone hasn't played Battlefield...
kellianne 0
well it's cod what do expect?lol
sizel1 0
COD is the place where us men like to shoot the hell outa people seriously COD FTW!!!!!
truth215 0
COD ftw and amber can take a shower with me anytime
Punderous 0
OP is an idiot. CoD is ALWAYS better than sex. Those predator missiles are so sexy!
MSURebel70 4
never disturb a man on CoD, especially when he's going for a nuke.
MSURebel70 4
never disturb a man on CoD, especially when he's going for a nuke.
eastangels 0
agreed.
abcnonamecba 0
CoD rocks :)