Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to wax my own Brazilian. My housemate’s cat rolled onto a half-used wax strip on the floor. The poor cat now has a small, less-fluffy patch, and I still haven’t figured out how to wax myself. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I found out I had three strands of pubic hair beside my nipple, so I decided to cut it off with a scissor since I'm going swimming tomorrow. In an attempt to cut off my third strand, I instead excised the cap of my left nipple. FML
Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I wanted to remove my mustache hair with hot wax. The hair is still there, but my skin is all burnt dark brown. Tomorrow is my first day at school. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
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Top comments
stickyface 17
Even it up. Trim that trim.
PirateSnozzle 8
Why were you waxing your legs naked? As for the pubes trim the rest or just wait it out, not exactly a disaster. Well done for not just panicking and yanking the wax off though!
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Comments (12)
RichardPencil 32
Yet another reason not to sport a big bush!
Ashamed_Sister 60
Don't worry, it's temporary and I guess only one person is going to see it. If he/she has problems with it then this is the wrong person for you.
revidffum69 22
Unless she's into gang bangs...
stickyface 17
Even it up. Trim that trim.
bullsonyourface 20
get a razor and get to work
PirateSnozzle 8
Why were you waxing your legs naked? As for the pubes trim the rest or just wait it out, not exactly a disaster. Well done for not just panicking and yanking the wax off though!
TooTall0231 9
A lot of people find waxed flooring a turn on
BurnInDemonFire 39
Pubey-Doobey-Doo!
Sinshine 28
If it bothers you, why not just remove it all and let it regrow?
blueknight1st 26
So just wax the pubes too. What’s the big deal?