Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he'd rather play the new Assassin's Creed game or have a night of sex with me. He started crying from indecision. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling in the mood I slipped off my nightdress and looked him in the eye. He looked me up and down, smiled seductively, reached over... and turned his PS3 on. FML
Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex with me in the shower to spice up our love life. He said that he was really busy. He was playing Call of Duty. FML
Smash that button
Today, my boyfriend, who is a full-time gamer, said to me during sex, "I want to right click you so bad." FML
Libido
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Halitosis
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
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9brggz1vboyqhb0 0
Are you sure he wasn't having sex with the PS3?
LoLoLo_fml 0
What is with people saying "you obviously aren't good in bed" or "he isn't into you"?? Why is he her boyfriend then!? And to be honest, he has a right to not be in the mood for sex, it kind of depends on how often he seems to prefer his ps3..
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9brggz1vboyqhb0 0
Are you sure he wasn't having sex with the PS3?
Markii10 0
Just like the commercial says: "it only does everything".
Erez 0
Reminds me of some quotes from Superbad... Perhaps you should work on your dick taking abilites? Or does he suck dick at ****** pussy?
Dr_Phil 0
Maybe you're bad in bed.
Speech_fml 0
Your boyfriend is clearly an idiot.
huntrock 0
obviously hes just not that into you
katieatieay 0
i agree with #26. for god's sake, just buy a vibrator and wait till he feels like it. you deserved that oneee.
LoLoLo_fml 0
What is with people saying "you obviously aren't good in bed" or "he isn't into you"?? Why is he her boyfriend then!? And to be honest, he has a right to not be in the mood for sex, it kind of depends on how often he seems to prefer his ps3..
sm1094 0
my ex used to play pokemon while we were together.. i would sit there and watch tv.
wicked_fml 0
It's time to get a new boyfriend.
LinkToEverything 0
today I got the feeling that you guys were more worried about his freaking game console then you were about this person. Thats what got us into the mess in the first place