Today, I asked my boyfriend if he'd rather play the new Assassin's Creed game or have a night of sex with me. He started crying from indecision. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend, who loves board games, to give me advice on a board game I'm making. I ended up crying in the fetal position. FML
Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex with me in the shower to spice up our love life. He said that he was really busy. He was playing Call of Duty. FML
Today, I made the mistake of showing an interest as my boyfriend was playing the new Assassin's Creed. Now I like that he enjoys gaming, but I was not expecting to be given a crash course in Assassin's Creed lore and history all the way back to the first game. It lasted ages. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML
Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
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SakataGintoki 9
Why not both?
missababgaga 19
Here's a solution... give him both!
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Comments (158)
SaturnV 25
I think OP's boyfriend needs to find a new girlfriend who is a gamer herself. Sex and games will never be mutually exclusive again if he does.
akiahara 14
give him both. especially because you can have sex any time, but a game is only new once...
honeybadgerDG2S 2
Let him do both.
raspberrysticks 3
It's not fair to ask your man that. That's comparable to sex or 1000 dollar shopping spree... For free. FREE. FREEEEEEEEEE.
buckdharma 38
this just brakes my heart. physical activity would do the little fellow some good instead of cartoons but if he is so tired that he is crying, what the little guy probably needs is a nap.
duckfan4life 1
That's like one of the toughest decisions me. Have to make because they can't decide what head to think with
rhm2084 1
The difference between AC3 and a sexy night is that AC3 has a shitty ending!
nissan31 2
I bet he pic the game lol
Faye2210 9
Why can't he do both at the same time?
buckdharma 38
cause he could get confused and kill his girlfriend while humping a redcoat...the british are cumming. the british are cumming...