Today, I asked my boyfriend if he'd rather play the new Assassin's Creed game or have a night of sex with me. He started crying from indecision. FML
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Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend, who loves board games, to give me advice on a board game I'm making. I ended up crying in the fetal position. FML
Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex with me in the shower to spice up our love life. He said that he was really busy. He was playing Call of Duty. FML
Today, I made the mistake of showing an interest as my boyfriend was playing the new Assassin's Creed. Now I like that he enjoys gaming, but I was not expecting to be given a crash course in Assassin's Creed lore and history all the way back to the first game. It lasted ages. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML
Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
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SakataGintoki 9
Why not both?
missababgaga 19
Here's a solution... give him both!
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Coalke 5
I would take the game. Just because my girlfriend and I aren't ready for sex. Maybe OP's bf is indecisive about wether to have sex at all. He might want to take things a little slower. Don't worry about that, though, OP, it's easy to get a guy whipped in the sex category of relationships. ...or maybe I'm wrong and he is a douchbag you should dump. I'm 15.
tsent8 15
Why pick one? Oh yeah stab me with your hidden blade!
abylaunch 10
I think most of you are missing the point. It's not just that he couldn't chose between sex or video games ( which bad enough in of it's self ) but that he actually cried like a lil B about it!
Celina_Lune 20
Well, that's a pretty awesome game OP...
MandiieePieee 1
My boyfriend is a major gamer and I'd never make him choose like that, especially right after a new game came out, let him enjoy his game with the guys and then when he misses your lovin he'll make a point to make you feel special, that's how a good girlfriend acts
Kristin Elizabeth Maine_165963054 4
Ya gonna spend your whole relationship planning around his game releases? lol Cause trust me, I've been there, and it's an abysmal way to live. I say this as a gamer who's been married for a while. Spend time with your lover. And then play your games. The games will always be there. Who knows how long the person will for one reason or another.
xWhackedPanther 18
Lucky you didn't say black ops 2, everyone would of choose that for sure.
macguy4321 14
It's time for a grown up boyfriend
kalbrek009 20
Are you two still in your teens (if so, then "silly kids-sex is for grown ups") if you're both 18 or older then truly FYL & "you need a more mature MAN for a boyfriend" (one who knows that the game will always be there later, won't cry like an 8 year old over the choice & you might not be in the mood later)
DerpyDerper 7
At least he didn't automatically choose assassins creed.
cl4ptp 18
I'd choose the night of sex every time, regardless of the fact I was disappointed with the game.