Today, I asked my boyfriend if he'd rather play the new Assassin's Creed game or have a night of sex with me. He started crying from indecision. FML
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Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend, who loves board games, to give me advice on a board game I'm making. I ended up crying in the fetal position. FML
Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex with me in the shower to spice up our love life. He said that he was really busy. He was playing Call of Duty. FML
Today, I made the mistake of showing an interest as my boyfriend was playing the new Assassin's Creed. Now I like that he enjoys gaming, but I was not expecting to be given a crash course in Assassin's Creed lore and history all the way back to the first game. It lasted ages. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML
Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
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SakataGintoki 9
Why not both?
missababgaga 19
Here's a solution... give him both!
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m3lyc 18
What's Assasins Creed? Ok I'm joking, I know what it is but I can honestly say that I'm a man, don't own any of the trilogy and have no intention to. I do own a PS3 and have a few games but I mostly use it for Lovefilm, iPlayer and DVDs/Blu Rays. It annoys me that we live in a society today where someone can't decide between a night of love making or playing a stupid video game. if it was me, I'd be taking your clothes off right there and then.
white16sox 19
Funny that you'd call it a trilogy when there are 5 games in the series. AC1, AC2, ACBrotherhood, ACRevelations, and now AC3.
m3lyc 18
Shows the little knowledge I have and how much I care more about family and friends than games.
Likian5 26
Tough decision, indeed :/ I feel his pain.
PhishloverA 14
At least that means he wants to have sex with you. Split the night half and half. Maybe the first half Assassin's Creed, then the next half sex. Eh?
DoctorsLoveMe 6
It is a pretty good game...
ultra_notorious 26
Got his priorities wrong, getting play is always option #1!!!
TheWorkingMan 7
Rule #1 : NEVER give the man a decision that involves a new game that deserves to be played
guemarez 9
If he was that torn, your skills in the bedroom are obviously lacking.
Patch1313 8
either the game is really good or the sex is really bad. I'm sure it's the former though! although I'll admit it's sad deciding between sex and a game
white16sox 19
Pretty fun game. Story mode takes a long time to complete.
FaygoAndMiracles 18
You know, just because he couldn't decide doesn't mean he didn't want to spend time with his girlfriend. I bet if she asked, she could play Assassin's Creed with him.
FaygoAndMiracles 18
For some reason, the comment posted itself twice, and the second one didn't appear as a reply to the comment it was supposed to? Sorry about that.
mizteri 1
As a girl. I'd have a hard time choosing as well. But I'd choose the game...