Today, according to my boyfriend, it’s not cheating if he doesn’t love the other woman, so if it’s just sex, it’s not cheating and I shouldn’t be upset. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband is adamant he's not a cheater, because, "it only counts as cheating if you have sex with other women for free." Apparently 20-year-old male prostitutes don't count because they're not women and they cost money. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
Today, according to my emotionally distant boyfriend, stopping by a whorehouse on his way home several nights a week for a quick blowjob isn’t cheating, because it involves cash and no intimacy afterwards. Dumped his ass real quick. FML
Today, my husband argued that it's not cheating if he's using his brother's Facebook account to talk to other women, because they think it's him. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he doesn't think cheating is a big deal because everybody does it. FML
Today, my girlfriend made the case that sexting a guy she hasn’t seen in person doesn’t count as cheating, because her “hobby” predates our 3-year relationship. FML
Today, my boyfriend randomly decided to let me know that he believes there's really no such thing as cheating, unless both partners explicitly agree that the relationship is monogamous. And no, he wouldn't agree that ours is. FML
Today, I found out through one of my friends that my boyfriend cheated on me. He says it doesn't count as cheating because he couldn't get it up. FML
Today, my boyfriend says he is not cheating, because he has "not met them." He just follows half-naked women, likes only the most revealing pictures, and messages them in private. But yes, he is "not cheating." FML
Today, after I caught my (now ex) boyfriend cheating. He told me that it isn't my business if he was seeing other woman, because we didn't had an official relationship. We have been living together in a house we bought, for two years now. FML
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Top comments
TomeDr 25
He’s attempting to gaslight you. If he has so little respect for you, I suggest you kick him to the curb.
ojoRojo 27
Just in case you need to hear this: He is wrong and that is absolutely cheating.
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Comments (7)
KingCassie 11
I know it's easier said than done, but that is an issue you really need to think over. Open relationships ARE a real thing. But if you don't want that kind of relationship dynamic, then maybe this isn't the one for you.
UniUni 20
Yeah open relationships are a thing when it's established at the beginning of the relationship and both parties know about it. But you can't just blatantly cheat and go "I thought it was an open relationship" when you're caught
TomeDr 25
He’s attempting to gaslight you. If he has so little respect for you, I suggest you kick him to the curb.
raynstormm 2
I hope you mean ex.. if not he should be real soon
ojoRojo 27
Just in case you need to hear this: He is wrong and that is absolutely cheating.
bleachedraven 14
nah
Wadlaen 24
That's not how things work...
DanielleinDC 34
Well, you can always have sex with guys you don't love and say it's not cheating if you don't love the person.