Today, I asked my boyfriend if he'd rather play the new Assassin's Creed game or have a night of sex with me. He started crying from indecision. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend, who loves board games, to give me advice on a board game I'm making. I ended up crying in the fetal position. FML
Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex with me in the shower to spice up our love life. He said that he was really busy. He was playing Call of Duty. FML
Today, I made the mistake of showing an interest as my boyfriend was playing the new Assassin's Creed. Now I like that he enjoys gaming, but I was not expecting to be given a crash course in Assassin's Creed lore and history all the way back to the first game. It lasted ages. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML
Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
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SakataGintoki 9
Why not both?
missababgaga 19
Here's a solution... give him both!
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Comments (158)
FlashBurn 13
Wait, he can't play Assassins Creed during the day and have you at night? Real gamers don't cry! Sadly, that break controllers and scream and rant when they screw up. Hmm...
JJJJJakkkkeee 6
Why make him choose woman?!
LiterOfCola 16
What a pussy! Halo 4 is WAY better than assassins creed.
evilplatypus 39
Yes, and a winning million dollar lottery ticket is better than both; but, like Halo 4, has nothing to do with this FML, so why bring it up?
afropuffjake 9
Because he's mad Xbox only has exclusivity on two shooter games so he has to pretend he's a "REAL" gamer to justify paying to play online XD
LiterOfCola 16
Actually I don't have either games and most certainly would never call myself a "gamer." It was just a joke, not a debate starter, damn.
tacojauns 45
That's kind of pathetic, Assassin's Creed you can almost play whenever, and i'm assuming a whole night of sex is not an everyday thing
gracehi 33
Games like "Call of Duty" and "Assassin's Creed" have claimed more lives of young men than actual war.
LiterOfCola 16
Haha true! Not sure if this is a good or bad thing..
gracehi 33
Call me crazy, but I'd say, "bad." It's sad when people get so wrapped up in a fantasy that they neglect real people and real relationships and other important aspects of real life.
LiterOfCola 16
Yea that's obviously true. I was making a joke that luckily not a large percentage of young men actually die in war.
xxBitchxPleaSe 6
Well guys look on the bright side. At least Call of Duty has... Umm.. Where was I going with this again?
gracehi 33
Only you and God know, I'm afraid.
perdix 31
Why offer him a choice? If you want to have sex, just **** him and don't mention video games. Is it that hard?
ks23 9
If it was hard the decision would have Ben obvious.
gracehi 33
Perhaps she doesn't want 30 seconds of rushed sex just so he can wipe his dick clean on the sheets and get back to playing his stupid game.
tabbycat2007 22
26 you leave Ben out of this!!!
thatonename 7
34) I realize you're butt-hurt over your gamer ex, but shut the **** up. We all realize your position on the topic. I don't need to see your picture from a fantasy world bashing another fantasy world after every other comment.
gracehi 33
If you don't like my comments, don't read them.
perdix 31
#40, you're missing a simple solution -- she should let her boyfriend play the game while she cheats with Ben Obvious. Women always complain about not knowing what guys want. Not Ben Obvious, he's . . . obvious!
tabbycat2007 22
Perdix, you're so smart. Is your real name Ben Obvious? ;)
ks23 9
That just proves he is neither man enough for the game or for you.
AlexJenner16 2
For some reason I'm leaning towards sex....
skizza_fml 3
Assassin's creed 3 wasn't as good as revelations, and I'd pick a night with my gf over revelations
white16sox 19
All I'm gonna say is you have horrible taste in video games if you think ACR was better than AC3.
quontag 15
Ac3 rocks. Acr was a joke it sucked
blanccamaro74 6
You know you have a keeper when she will blow you will you play video games, that my friends let me tell you is the definition of awesome