Today, I asked my boyfriend if he'd rather play the new Assassin's Creed game or have a night of sex with me. He started crying from indecision. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend, who loves board games, to give me advice on a board game I'm making. I ended up crying in the fetal position. FML
Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex with me in the shower to spice up our love life. He said that he was really busy. He was playing Call of Duty. FML
Today, I made the mistake of showing an interest as my boyfriend was playing the new Assassin's Creed. Now I like that he enjoys gaming, but I was not expecting to be given a crash course in Assassin's Creed lore and history all the way back to the first game. It lasted ages. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML
Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
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SakataGintoki 9
Why not both?
missababgaga 19
Here's a solution... give him both!
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Comments (158)
maddygirl820 10
Multitask?
olpally 33
His man card is being revoked until further notice. Lol.
BubbleGrunge 18
Why would you give your boyfriend a choice between the two? That's kinda bitchy thing to do, and you're lucky he didn't choose the game over you. I hope you comforted him with your ****** then sat down and played player two with him!
ocramavaf 15
you could always dress in an assassins costume and then tell him to stab you with his hidden blade
Mopmob02 18
That was a terrible thing to do! You know how us men get with our new toys, at least wait until he is bored with it.
afropuffjake 9
Anyone else thinking the reason he started crying was because she made it sound like an ultimatum? Don't get me wrong I ordered the limited edition on ACIII I love the game and my girl joked that I was gonna fall off the face of the earth for a bit, but I pause whatever game I'm playing as soon as she gives the first hint of wanting to play around.
doglover100 29
He can play video games later.
zoriver 5
Combine them...up, down, left, right, "A", "B", "X", "Y", applies to more than just a game controller. Become the game controller. Just an idea.
amberbelle 14
never make a man choose between his games and sex.
CrazyManCraig12 9
exactly! that is just unethical!
colemarie10 8
With the new AC you're lucky he's even torn...