Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a choice between me and the super creepy, codependent, almost Norman Bates relationship he has with his mother. Guess which he chose. FML
Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend wants to move in with me is so he has better internet connection and won't get kicked off of Xbox live while playing MW2. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
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ohjoy15 33
Either he's just generally stupid or there has to be more to this story... Must be a reason for why he chose what he did.
alvarny 17
he knew sex was going to be a huge obstacle in his path towards saving the world and online greatness. our maybe he just doesn't share pizza.
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ohjoy15 33
Either he's just generally stupid or there has to be more to this story... Must be a reason for why he chose what he did.
MonkeeArtz 11
My guess is that she didn't explain moving in with her as "lots of sex and pizza."
TheRockhead9 5
My guess is that she shouldn't have had too.
AnOriginalName 19
Or maybe he just values his alone time and doesn't want to spend 24/7 with another person.
Syruphs 17
@33 my guess is that although it's true, she didn't have to, but essentially you can't try to tell him he's dumb for missing out on things he didn't know he was gonna receive, buuut I do agree with #1, there has to be a reason why option A was better
Mahcookiez 15
Fallout 4?
itscomplicated15 6
Or maybe he is just not ready for this yet. Nobody is obligated to move in with someone just because they are dating for a certain time or anything.
zeeman2015 22
no good reason to turn down pizza and sex imo...
Lalala579121 28
The sex would just get in the way of the gaming time.
void669 4
Rent = less video games?
kangx1 28
Can you blame him? If he's having sex he can't lvl up his lvl 45 warrior.
imcornelious 15
Hi
tigerzroze 16
For all we know, they just started dating and she is putting to much pressure on him to quickly. That would be a good enough reason to say no. Of course, as you said, he may just be stupid and missing out too.
lunar999 23
Perhaps it's that she's trying to force him into something he's mot ready for yet.
jackycat 17
#55 I totally agree with needing alone time in a relationship, but she offered him his own man-cave. That showed she wasn't looking for a super clingy together 24/7 situation.
ShadowJack01 18
I was your 420th like ayyyy lmao
Alexandria79 22
I'm a gamers wife...he loves the games more and doesn't want her guilting him on game night
jacksraging 3
She didn't say she actually offered any of those things. It is implied but she may have assumed those things were implied
withered 30
#150 It's still a hude commitment to move in together with your partner and if he is not ready or simply doesn't want that it's better he says no and there is 0 reasons for him to say yes.
taymichele16 15
Did you explain the options like that when he was deciding? If so and he still chose to live alone there's probably another reason
shessohighh 10
Maybe the reason is he isn't ready to live with OP? That's a good enough reason.
the_real_dvd 21
Or maybe he's living alone, she already gives him all the sex he can handle, and he's got Papa Johns at the ready. As they say in Mallrats, why buy the cow when you're getting the sex for free?
Idio49 8
I guess op could have assumed that he would realize what he's getting.. Just like most females expect males to know wtf they want or mean without saying that outloud, and then they lash out how much we dont care or dont understand..
orios105 18
lucky guy. but missed out on the best choice in his life.
mike3775 39
Not really. not everyone puts sex in the "most important thing in life" category. i have friends who are in their 40's and are happy as can be living alone and not having sex(a couple of them have never had sex and do not care about it either) all the time. Not everyone wants to live with someone, even if they are offered lots of sex and all the pizza they want.
thefireguru 7
you must be really unpleasant to be around
jerzjay 17
Or it must have been some really shitty pizza
MrKento11 12
#38 There's no such thing as shitty pizza. When pizza is good, is really good, and when is bad, it is still pretty good.
DoomSkuller 28
#99 You've never had stadium concession pizza, then. It's like greasy cardboard.
draftskink 23
You should see my schools pizza, the supervisors gave cardboard and paint and said "make that look like pizza." They did but they said nothing about taste
itscomplicated15 6
Still dont get why a school would serve pizza, but alright, let's move on. Or should I say... roll on?! lol
Naihz 9
Why wouldn't a school serve pizza???
MrBlackledge 12
Jamie Oliver
VeganVampyre 27
Are you kidding? I've never seen a school NOT serve pizza! My elementary school had pizza, my middle school had pizza, my high school had pizza, and my university has pizza. Maybe it depends where you live, but around here pizza is pretty much a staple food in any cafeteria.
Idio49 8
Wow, im Europe, Lithuania none of our elementary or high schools dont offer pizza.. its considered unhealthy too feed our kids with it here.
itscomplicated15 6
#216 my point, exactly! Thanks!
mike3775 39
#99 I disagree. The Little Ceasers in my town, has the worst pizza I have ever had. I would be better off taking a cardboard box and slapping on some tomato sauce and cheese on it and baking it for 15 minutes than eating pizza from that Little Ceasers.
alvarny 17
he knew sex was going to be a huge obstacle in his path towards saving the world and online greatness. our maybe he just doesn't share pizza.
gqlmno 23
ikr when I'm playing COD zombies I am not just playing a game. I'm saving the world one zombie at a time... so you all are welcome
feliciaheartu 21
Men, you'll never understand them.
ArturoRamirez 16
Same for women.
mttr36 17
Is he gay?
MzZombicidal 36
He's not obligated to move in with OP.
tyler_the_asiann 16
Make sure you emphasize the right points, like the lots of pizza
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Wise man. He didn't fall for the bait.
aussiebloke4578 11
I volunteer as tribute!