Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Plebs need not apply.
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Priorities
Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML
Are you kidding me?
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML
Downloading
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
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hodula1 19
Surprised he would want to skip the Pizza part.
sonicgreg 12
But you can't play a game until you turn it (or her) on.
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asimplesharpie 7
:/ that sucks.
sonicgreg 12
But you can't play a game until you turn it (or her) on.
wlddog 14
Someone tell the world, a man wanted to skip sex for once! I give him props for gaming with his girlfriend.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#13- Can't tell if you're joking or not, but just in case you're not, not all guys are horndogs constantly. It's not that big of a deal for a guy to turn down sex. Just like some women have very high sex drives, some men aren't constantly craving it. If you were jokingly saying that, my apologies; this comment then goes to anyone who actually believes that all men want sex 24/7. ;)
koningmax 7
but how can you turn down sex in thise case, sex and pizza after And game with your girlfriend.. it just seems unrealistic
AngelSpit 18
Heh my husband tells me "not tonight honey I have a headache"
AngelSpit 18
Heh my husband tells me "not tonight honey I have a headache"
wlddog 14
Yes... It was sarcasm. I have been married over 10 years. I could go months, and have more times than I fear to count.
Jelbeztok 17
your picture is perfect with your comment.
samimcCune 15
i agree, all men do not want sex 100% of the time. and they are very much allowed, especially with as much as we turn them down. is it very much possible for a man to get sick of sex. they DON'T All AND Always go up, Anytime, Anywhere, Anyone or Anything. and us women do NOT have to freak out, and think..., actually, over think, that it's us, or we're unattractive, or they're cheating or any of the 100 reasons we find to blame ourselves, and then get mad at them for "making us blame ourselves" or whatever reason it is we find to blame them for "making us feel this way," when most of the time, it's us over thinking, reacting, and over doing it all...cause we're just all crazy and there's no point in even denying it, we know it, they know it, the transexuals know it, even the hemaphrodites know it. and it's not just us, all the things that know we're crazy is only because it takes one to know one... heh hehe we're all ******* crazy, humans, lions, tigers and bears :) no shame in hiding it.
HiIAmKevin 8
#117 mmmm a food massage. This sounds delicious. Will it make my food taste better?
Wimoweh 10
No, what happens is that one hires a masseuse from the Swiss alps, who then comes down to your house and gently kneads flour over your food, no matter what it is. While he/she's kneading the flour, the proper way to engage in the massage is to question the masseuse about Lisa, to which the masseuse will say he/she never met a Lisa. You must keep pressing them until they answer. Once they do, immediately neck-chop the masseuse, who will appear to be unconscious. Pretend to eat the food, but right when you're about to bite, turn around and throw the food, which will hit the actually conscious and standing behind you with a tuna can masseuse. The masseuse will then vanish, leaving a plate with your food on the floor where they were seconds ago. You'll notice the food is glittery. That is normal. Wait a few minutes till it looks normal again, and enjoy, the food massage is now over. That, is what a food massage is.
wlddog 14
I applaud your overly active imagination 178. It feels like I was on a journey through alice and wonderland, and at any minute that crazy white rabbit was gonna appear.
Wimoweh 10
Why thank you kind sir, I do my best to provide FML commenters with only the best overly imaginative scenarios.
hodula1 19
Surprised he would want to skip the Pizza part.
s0m3guy2010 21
I've tried role playing as a prefect, but there are way too many rules when posing as a high ranking official. No wonder OP's boyfriend wants to skip to gaming if that were the case.
jackiemora 18
Exactly! Food is amazing! *drool* o.o
aKaClickZ 4
Who the **** turns down pizza?!
BlueFlatts 20
Don't worry, we're not all prefects.
wastedpenguin 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
maybe you should stop by the doctor too, so you can get him some balls too
JACKxRAWR 22
If I'm buying a ball I normally go to sporting-goods stores. Anyway, what's wrong with wanting to play the vidya games instead of bang your girlfriend? Maybe the guy wanted a break.
firefighter925 18
No no no sounds like this man has his priorities in order.
SoulAmeliorate 16
Definitely a keeper!
Meme1988 18
As a play mate not a BF
eyesmile27 7
He passed up an offer for sex? And pizza? He sure is a committed gamer!
rg350dx 29
Must be Bioshock Infinite.
ash2ash 3
or black ops 2...the story of my boyfriend's life...
Caltech 12
i dont know what did her boyfriend thinking.
Corrupt_waffles 13
As a gamer I would still have sex before I chose the game. Even if I had just bought a brand new game that I had been waiting forever to get. It will still be there to play in an hour. Plus then the other has less energy to scream in your ear if you do something wrong and you are realxed. Win win.
Ameel_fml 19
To be fair to the OP's boyfriend, some pretty awesome games have been released in the past month. :D
baconzzzz 5
#64 Maybe you wouldn't pass up sex cuz you're a girl? I know when my bf gets a new game I pretty much just get denied sex if he wants to play.
whymeplease44 8
ya he must be!
dectivebobby 6
Goodness OP! wanting to have sex instead of gaming?? what's wrong with you?
Catkam623 27
Op marry me please? I swear I will never pass up pizza.
noobsatin 19
you must really not be good in bed if he'd rather play videogames.
biggestfan23 11
And pizza...especially pepperoni
bluehero 17
The thought of sex with her ruined his appetite and wanted to play games to get his mind off it? :P
Jaevwyn 17
I can't find a problem with49's argument lol
browneyedgirl52 13
Play the game first and bet him sex for winning!
Xjapan_fml 4
You had me at 'bet him sex' xD
notsonoble 6
lol #11 why can't I find a girl like you?
laurenasabutton 26
And forego pizza?!