Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house. Expecting to get a little action, I was surprised to find that he had fallen asleep while I was showering. I spent my night watching television and browsing the internet while he snored. Loudly. FML
Today, my boyfriend was talking about video games. Bored of the subject, I started kissing his neck and chest in hopes of him to stop talking and getting some action. He did stop, only for him to say about a minute later, "You're lucky my games can't do this." FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
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Top comments
RinnieRiot 9
At least he cared enough to stop.
NPN_Scorpio 16
10 whole minutes? Plus he made it sound like a chore. And told all these strangers. Not cool. Leave him to his games.
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Comments (263)
Eerrrh 0
I wonder what the reaction was... Not really a FML, though.
Ozmat 0
PS3!!!!!
atomicJ 0
^ I agree.
RinnieRiot 9
At least he cared enough to stop.
metal8214 0
that's a keeper, for about ten minutes
talkshitandcrap 0
I share the same sentiment!
DearlyBeloved20 3
If you wanted him to stop don't just sit there all annoyed. Start kissing him, he'll stop.
bariforlife 0
i agree with 143
manzanita2121 6
I just play with my boyfriend.
thadrought 0
haha just ten minutes.
rawrsofi 5
143 you're right. or show him your boobs so he can have a distraction..
MsSoulReaper 27
Not cool at all. But I would never have this problem since me and my boyfriend play xBox together.
jrsgreenfire257 0
Better than ull get in a backseat of ur car with a hooker ^^win
prince122 0
when my brother and I where playing his girl was bored so my sis comes in and sees this and was like Jordan(her name) doesnt wanna see you play and he's like of course she does sylvia (his ex) loves watching me play. Jordan hates sylvia and doesn't let me mention her name.
nmitche95 0
so did they have sex?
Snorlax_Snarf 10
DOESN'T MATTER HAD SEx!!
OrangeKnife 10
2- Your hot
Jonah171 12
Great boyfriend you have there, lol.
atomheartm_fml 0
Maybe he feels he has to listen to her wining all day and pretend to pay attention. Maybe he feels she should be interested in HIS activities, i.e. XboxLive with freaks who want to know about his sexual life. Or maybe he's a jerk.
Bekll 31
Private life should be kept private.
AmandaNAckles 0
haha. whateverr.
ididntmeanit111 0
what the **** do you think fml is? people's public lives? no it's their ******* private lives ******.
ScaughtieHolden 11
It's always the bitches.. lmao. Oh and it's Xbox. It doesn't matter. I just like grammar and punctuation, and popcorn.
Ozmat 0
wtf
heroesgleealias 0
actually that's right
LoneStarTexan 6
win^
Squirt1998 0
Actually it is grammatically correct to put a comma before "and" in a list.
AzKoldAzICE 3
he was still wrong for not using a comma before on the first "and" since he used it on the second. not that I honestly care though.
DudeImBetter 0
doesn't matter if he didn't put the comma before the first and, but he shouldve made the list like this "grammar, punctuation, and popcorn."
dudeitsdanny 10
He/she was treating "grammar and punctuation" as a single thing, I believe, so it was correct. Not that it even matters.
Kittehx3 0
who cares!? ._.
lovesxbox 0
Last time I had popcorn while playing Xbox I got pwnd by the geth.
dancingxthexmoon 0
it should have been: I just like grammar, punctuation and popcorn. Isn't it wrong to have more than one 'and' in the list :-/ Oh, in aus it's wrong to put a comma before 'and'. maybe the dude thought it was wrong because he wasn't taught the American way.
milky953 0
people who where shirts, now stfu
dudeitsdanny 10
How do they teach you to do it in racist/nationalist prick school?
Doortje 30
Hey, he squeezed you in for a quicky, you should be grateful!
freakinglaugher 10
Well, the PC is the graphic powerhouse for any game. Happens when a console is 7 years old.
freakinglaugher 10
It appears my comment is at the top of this thread :/
atomicJ 0
Ha! I do that all the time! Except I have playstation network which is way better than xbox crap. :D
Ozmat 0
yep gonna have to use this as our console war post now they deleted our other comments ;( ps3 ftw!
insanesna1l 0
please, for the love of all that is normal, do not breed. I'm not just referring to the op
atomicJ 0
I know. PS3 ftw!
atomicJ 0
It's just so much better than xbox.
Ozmat 0
insanes just jealous he doesnt have a ps3 ;)
insanesna1l 0
I do, I prefer sex though
atomicJ 0
I prefer both. Bet you haven't done it while playing...guess who haz? haha I Win!!! :D
Ozmat 0
you're weird
Ozmat 0
I was referring to 32 :)
atomicJ 0
I am not sorry. It's late and I am delusional! don't be jealous ozmat :D
insanesna1l 0
yeah I have to agree with Ozmat on this one. that's not normal
atomicJ 0
ok comment retracted. :D
insanesna1l 0
damn I just agreed that I am weird. dammit!!
atomicJ 0
That comment made me literally LOL haha you agreed
Ozmat 0
haha ;) ps3! :D
atomicJ 0
what's your online ID? I add you.
Ozmat 0
lucky_mathaniel. what games do you play?
atomicJ 0
currently own -black ops -mw2 -dead rising 2 -battlefield 2 -red dead redemption -worms 2(awesome dlc game) -world at war many more. listing all make me look like geek haha but I do love gaming.
kindlystfupls 0
so do I get to join the cool club if I have both a PS3 AND an Xbox 360?? lol
Ozmat 0
ok we share cod then haha but other than my cods I only got sport games
atomicJ 0
yes you can join. oh forgot to mention marvel vs capcom 3 just purchased when it was released. ha! :D
Ozmat 0
kindly, no I'm afraid not. you have evil in your house and Mimi your jokes arent funny :)
Ozmat 0
now we're sending mixed messages
kindlystfupls 0
lol so I can join, but I can't? so am I a half member?? lol
Ozmat 0
that's right
atomicJ 0
haha WTF is going on? I like cheese
robnunzi 0
all my ps3 is good for is blu ray...xbox 360 is for gaming
atomicJ 0
you sir are banned from this long line of messages! away with you! lol jk. xbox graphics suck donkey ears! ps3 ultimate game console. :D
larisonr 4
Xbox wins, no doubt about it, we can start worrying about other things now, like ham vs turkey. I know roast beef trumps them both but we need a second place!
atomicJ 0
yeah xbox is better if you are between the ages of 3 and 10. :D
TripOnShoelaces 0
The Xbox and the PS3 are both excellent consoles. They both do have Pros and Cons, therefore I don't think anyone should have much of a preference.
Doortje 30
Please take this boring thread to a game forum or something.
atomicJ 0
let's see ps3 pros: everything ps3 cos: not enough time to play! :D xbox eats poop.
instnt1nfction 17
ps3 is the best and whoever says xbox is better I will track them down and kill them with their xbox
BleakAsFcuk 0
I'm going to say that turkey gets second. Cranberry sauce ftw.
Quasar55_fml 18
#93 We honestly don't give a shit, stupid fanboy. I have a 360 and I prefer it to the PS3, though Im not saying that PS3 is shit. What are you going to do now, come and kill me with your stupidity ?
ThatRobbieKid 0
Xbox has a higher graphic abilty than PS3. Ps3 mics suck, Everyone who plays cod on PS3 sucks dick. And good luck getting into a nonhacked game on mw2 on PS3. The only thinf you got on Xbox is the free online. Which doesnt matter because PS3 online is shit. Oh and 1 more thing Xbox has GOW annnndddd Halo what do you have? Shitty resistance and killzone3.
PenguinToucher 0
You guys are fighting over game consoles... Please for the love of all that is good (and sexy) STOP! Besides graphics only matter if you have the right TV, and how is the CONSOLE better? You should at least be fighting over games... Oh, and XBOX FTW!
datgamerchick 14
Xbox has a higher graphic ability? Lol. PS3 has blu-ray disk-based games. doesn't get any higher than that. now, please, people. be civil and take this console war somewhere where it is actually relevant. either that or just end it altogether. everyone has their opinions.
stickytak 0
lmao, you're an idiot, blu-ray disks don't effect the graphic quality, just the storage... it's the actual system that powers the graphics
afdude87 6
hey he's being nice in his own special way
NPN_Scorpio 16
10 whole minutes? Plus he made it sound like a chore. And told all these strangers. Not cool. Leave him to his games.
Mirorbo 27
Gamers really need to learn to manage their time before getting into a relationship. I'm a dancer and that takes a lot of time for practice every single day, but I still take time to take care of my boys!
Ozmat 0
would you like a medal? gaming is far more important and intense
cr4497 4
win
alwa7sh 2
You have earned a trophy: Dancing machine!
jebby011 0
dancing on the wii dousnt count as real dancing.
doubleshot555 0
I bet you're a virgin. I don't think that's going to change either. :/
melbadelb 0
I agree ! or find a game that she can get in on too . my boyfriend is a gamer & we play Halo together all the time .
PenguinToucher 0
Achievement unlocked - 50G "You actually have a life, unlike me..."
Mirorbo 27
Fuhohohoho!~ You darlings all suck!~
lovinlife1017 0
I'm right with u! I'm a dancer and I still manage to make time for him. (:
JohnnyGraves 12
So... When you say "boys", do you mean your multiple boyfriends?
TallMist 32
#114 is getting thumbsed down... Why? That's a great idea!