Anon.
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
CorpseBride
Auckland, New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Dirty talk
Today, my boyfriend asked me to talk dirty in bed for him, but my brain went blank and I panicked. I couldn't think of what to say, so I suddenly blurted out, "Do whatever you want with my body. Treat it like a corpse." He laughed and I died a little inside. FML
fml_for_real
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Anonymous
Crowley, United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Anonymous
Osaka, Japan 🌶️ Spicy
Oddly specific question
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he’d love me if I were a worm. His answer involved chopping me in half and having a threesome. FML
pissed girlfriend
Celina, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Read the room
Today, at my grandpa's funeral, my boyfriend texted me while sitting right beside me, asking if we could have sex when the "family get together" was finally over. FML
lotrgeek
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Do that again
Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Creepy
Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said, "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Mr Loverman
Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML
cryface
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Caught a stray bullet
Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend he was like an animal in bed. He responded saying I was like a dead animal in bed. FML
Top comments
hellblade36 0
necrophilia much?
tnlander 20
maybe you're too noisy op and he just wanted a few minutes to enjoy himself.
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Comments (244)
hellblade36 0
necrophilia much?
0671241409 0
lol I was thinking the same thing
Froz3narr0w 0
^This.
TripleJumpMan 0
^ is
LuxAeterna_fml 0
No.
stephyhull 4
hahaha exactly
ahole123 0
I thought this was weird then I saw that she lives in th UK...
kiwi_xoxo 0
I should of taken ur warning but I looked it up anyway... :s I would say the same but my friend told me about the movie human centipede and it's even worse -_- I've never been more disgusted...
JManHobbs 0
Try lying in a bath of ice water for an hour beforehand, I hear that makes it even more realistic.
forza_italia88 2
109 i totally agree! i could hardly watch the whole thing and felt physically sick afterwards :S
goldhighways 0
human centipede was the lamest movie ever
2fLy4mVp 0
I ******* hate that movie
LouieLZ 5
Shit. Now that IS extreme!! necrophilia, coprophilia and all that stuff is one thing. The human centiped is another level...
psychochick29 0
Y'know... Ted Bundy did that too.
lizzieislovely 11
Are you saying that people from the UK are well known for enjoying sex with corpses? I was never told of this tradition...
monnanon 14
#1 its called pseudonecrophilia and its a fetish for things that are seemingly lifeless not actually so.
Craziemami_fml 0
eww
sovietkiwi 0
Watch aftermath :)
fml2710 3
is it viewed as normal in the uk?
Link5794 18
Till complete decomposition do us part.
Kyakan 1
He just sounds like he has weird fetishes, this doesn't seem like that much of an FML o.0
gintori 0
wow, creep?!
TheDrop 0
everyone has a fetish. I like girls sitting on my face. but anyways OP obliged to her pimp daddy and played a corpses. Amirite
Guren 0
no wonder you pic looks like that!
falluke17 0
lol
pardonski 0
Creeeeeeper.
manzanita2121 6
...yet you liked it.
natvv 0
Wut.
bazookajoey 27
Shut the **** up
mylifesucksserio 15
freak
IHeartJimi02 0
Definitely a freak.
lolfish111111 0
hmm... useless comment
allmidnighteyes 11
Has he watched a German film by the name of Nekromantik recently?
Orange_Poop 2
I looked this movie up, and the sequel, and I can honestly say I've never felt so disgusted in my whole life.
kaprookie 3
Im guessing its about a german corpse raper?
quite_bored 9
WHAT.THE.****.
tnlander 20
maybe you're too noisy op and he just wanted a few minutes to enjoy himself.
morgh101 0
true.
MzKylz 0
nice one
Kelita 0
freak
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
Wow , mean much ?
Iskaria 0
Yup, more specifically, a nasty self righteous close-minded bitch :) I know I personally would rather be a 'freak' than that :)
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
haha , me too :)
Jizwold 0
what'd she say?