Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
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Gross dude
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Stuck in the middle with you
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I had to have a discussion with my 54-year-old mother about showering. She thinks it's perfectly OK to shower only once a week. FML
Funky
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Ewwww, dude
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
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ClaireXX 0
Is your boyfriend Robert Pattinson?
plethora 3
Start showering together.
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Comments (183)
grv_fml 4
weep for the mankind.... too many confused, pretentious, shallow and superficial 12yo ocd hygienazis
sweetpandora_fml 2
WHAT THE HELL?! I call my boyfriend gross when he doesn't shower for ONE day. I just CAN'T imagine how bad your bf must look/smell after a WEEK without showering. Seriously, I knew that in some places people didn't shower everyday, but I didn't know it went as far as being dirty a whole week.
IAMLALA 0
ive gone a week without showering. lol. i was busy with a full time job, and finals. by the time i got done studying id be to tired to even think about eating. i didnt smell, or even feel dirty lol. a tad hairy is about it. so smelling horrible is most likely pushing it. but all the time? lol hmmm.
isitofficial_ 0
OMG! same, i didnt shower for around 4 to 6 days and i didnt smell that bad. only hair smells the most, but no body is going to just go to you and smell your hair so it really doesnt matter THAT much. i've learnt my lesson, but i dont shower everyday, i shower every second day (e.g, day1: shower day2: no shower day3: shower). but if the weather was REALLY hot i would shower and i know most people would agree with me with my point.. if i had one :S
Coccinelle_fml 15
gross!
noobcaek 2
You're all hygenic fags. I've gone without showering for a month. I'm a frugal.
TheRipper_fml 0
LMAO @ f_alltheirlives
themanfromutopia 0
You people are really weird. Shower is something you do should do like three, four times a year, f.ex. christmas eve, your birthday, and your girlfriends birthday. Since booth me and my girlfriend follow this behavior, none of us gets distracted by our natural smells. Try it out. It's nice.
susieloves 0
REALLY hope you're joking.
burnhot3 1
you know you can get somethin nasty from him if you have sex with him. girl if he's dirty now he's gonna be dirty later. take the high road and get out!
Anteezy 7
And that guy is your boyfriend.
allyj 0
For all of you that say they don't shower everyday, you're just disgusting. There's no question about it. Hair gets greasy overnight (unless you shower at night) and it shows. Guys, girls, whatever. It's only acceptable if you live in an impoverished country.
Mark_Johnson_15 4
the only reason your hair goes greasy overnight is because you shower everyday lol ....but i agree a week is pushing it
pegasus77 0
Maybe yours does, it takes mine 2 days to get greasy and oily. My hair actually looks better the day after a shower.