Today, I went back to school after missing the first 2 weeks of the new school year. I got grilled in my first lesson by my teacher for "gallivanting around on holiday in some sunny place" when I should've been at school learning. My dad had died from liver cancer. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my teacher announced that he'd be out for a week because he was going to Vegas. I happily said, "Woo hoo!" Then he finished his sentence by telling me it was because his dad had died. FML
Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died two years ago. FML
Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML
Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML
Today, after I missed in school for two and a half weeks, I also missed three tests. Now I gotta work for all of them during my holidays and read two books for school. My holidays are just gonna be like school, but with more work. FML
Today, I left for college. I spent hundreds of dollars on clothes, bedding and other things. After packing my entire closet and everything else I needed, I left only to have to head back home. My dad forgot to pay the first semesters tuition. He said "Oh well, you would have failed out anyway." FML
Today, my PE teacher yelled at me for not trying hard enough in class. This my second week back after being in the hospital with a collapsed lung. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, whilst cleaning out his desk, my dad "accidentally" threw away my summer homework. That's 100 pages, over a duration of 2 months. School starts in 3 days. FML
Today, I spent my first day with my parents for the first time in a year as I've been away at university. My dad went to work, and my mum spent the whole day playing mahjong with her friends as they all told me "how fat I've gotten" and how "boys won't like it". FML
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lukascepanovic 0
well tell that bitch why you missed the first 2 weeks! :/
Jimboom 12
This is probably one of those very rare instances where you could cuss out your teacher big time and get away with it... after you have explained to the head teacher that you father just died of course.
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lukascepanovic 0
well tell that bitch why you missed the first 2 weeks! :/
raNDMGUy 5
exactly, i'd just be like "my dad died you bitch" and the teacher would feel sooooooo bad
bleeeek 0
amen!!! and than punch that stupid ass teacher on the face
gray089 0
I'd just start crying, then when the teacher tells me to stop I'd run out and hide in the restroom, just to be dramatic and make him/her feel like shit, and I would tell him/her infront of the principal and watch her/his face
Chocolate_Chunk 2
grey, so you would act like a retarded whiny bitch? that sure will teach him/her
Travesty911 14
You'll stare at her, and say "my father DIED of brain cancer you stupid, inconsiderate piece of shit. Stand up and either punch him in the face, or walk out and go home.
DatPiggahDoe 10
It was liver cancer?
alexanderavatar 24
excuse her or him for crying cause her dad died please let us listen to your problems which probably out class hers
Jimboom 12
This is probably one of those very rare instances where you could cuss out your teacher big time and get away with it... after you have explained to the head teacher that you father just died of course.
Melissa92_fml 13
I agree, some teachers are so arrogant to think they can talk to students like that
Lithiette 9
I'm just here trying to figure out how the **** anyone could ever YDI this...
sayyestothedress 24
I clicked the YDI button by accident
TruckerGustav 0
Report your teacher to the school officials for verbal harassment. Case closed. I'm sorry that happened to you. FYL.
pipp360 0
wat a douchebag. kick his ass
pipp360 0
I'm sorry about your dad
Idontcare123456 0
I don't understand why someone would think YDI...but i guess this world is just filled with to many stupid people. I know how you feel..Same thing happened to me when i was in school...That teacher was so nice after he got yelled at..lmao...it was priceless But yes do what # 3 said!
Pointy130 0
I don't know, probably misclicks. it's too easy to tap the wrong button if you're using an iPhone.
ThankYhuCaptinOb 0
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paprikacha 9
Some people make themselves feel better by being jerks behind the cloak of anonymity the internet provides. It's pretty stupid. Also, that teacher is pretty lucky the OP didn't snap and punch her, because I know that's probably what I would've done, especially so soon after. Hugs to the OP. : (
Taija 0
It seems to me like every FML, no matter how bad the OP's life is, always gets those few hundred YDIs. I guess some people just get a kick out of clicking it in everything.
ensemble_coeur 0
yeah, i'm sorry OP. I was using the FML app and pressed the YDI button by mistake
yadude 0
he died from liver cancer you idiot not lung cancer what does that have to do with smoking. ya dude.
yadude 0
he died from liver cancer you idiot not lung cancer what does that have to do with smoking. ya dude.
powermad80 2
Does anyone else notice that the OP's username is dude, and that next to it is says (man)? Stop saying "her" when talking about OP. And OP, seriously, you should have yelled at her to get her facts straight, then go back to your seat and show that you are all depressed about your dad and make her feel like more of a jackass.
caitiijay 0
They're talking about the teacher when they say her.
batwomen_fml 7
Liver cancer can be caused be many things, and smoking causes lung cancer, for the most part.
tmyers09 0
I hope you tore her a new one?
HBubble 3
You should seriously complain about her
I_Like_Kittys 0
Roundhouse kick AND Falcon Punch.
XDNurse 0
#8
XDNurse 0
what the hell??? #8 and #59 for the win!!
Pointy130 0
That's terrible. Roundhouse kick.
horseluvr91 0
Tell that bitch to **** off, your dad just died, you're sorry that his death was such an INCONVENIENCE for her....
linkjp 0
make the teacher feel bad all year
junying 0
agree with #3. or you could have broke down and the shock on the teacher's face when u do that, and the guilt in his/her eyes after finding out the truth would be priceless. and i give my condolences to you and your family.