Today, I got a round brush stuck in my hair so badly that I couldn't get it out for 45 minutes, and had a panic attack. I had to drive through town with a brush dangling from my head, to the hair salon, and listen to them laugh while they got it out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. Forty-five painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML
Today, after finally growing my curly hair down to shoulder length, I decided to get it styled for a dinner date. The stylist rolled up the barrel brush on my head and it got stuck. Hello, pixie cut. FML
Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML
Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML
Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML
Today, after spending a week detangling my hair (It took a week because my hands have nerve issues) because it felt like my scalp was glued to my scalp from not being taken care of, I cut it all off. My hair got tangled in the device twice and eventually revealed a burn on my scalp. FML
Today, we were running late because my hair got tangled in the curtains. My mother-in-law got so angry, she hacked at it, leaving me with a bald patch, then went and sat in the car as though we were still going anywhere with her. FML
Today, I got my hair dyed at a fancy salon. While the stylist was pulling out the foils in my hair I sat up and started screaming in pain because the hot foils were burning my scalp. All she said was "oh, you're fine". I went back home to find an oozing burn wound on my scalp. FML
Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML
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macdaddymady 8
For some reason, I pictured Mia from Princess Diaries when I read this.
xGraycloud 4
stuck & sticky don't relate to each other, dumbass.
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Comments (148)
ilovemyflaws 0
Crap. That sucks.
starxshine 0
Haha, that's totally something I would do. Don't feel bad OP!
Nolnah 14
Hey, look another comment that says "that sucks" what are the odds? you don't see many of those!
zuzupetalsYO 11
Hey look! Another comment puting down another comment!
boofgall 16
Hey look, another comment correcting someone's spelling error! Putting*
KiddNYC1O 22
Thank goodness for thumbs...
kbtoyz69 9
seeaabreezessss!!! =(
JayJ17 7
:/ 26- Your an idiot 30- I know... People on FML have nothing better to do than to do this. 40- LMAO :D
KiddNYC1O 22
69- Fail.
DrDilllonReese 12
I'm with the people knocking the "that sucks" comments. Obviously it sucks... It's on FML...
Nolnah 14
69 - Of course people have nothing better to do with there time, thats why there on FML. People get on this website in there spare time... :)
ColdplaySucks 18
You got the hair brush out your head. They'll forget this happened. Who gives a shit what they say?
sbd122 5
So does your comment, 1.
bubble25_fml 5
106- obv op since it affected her so much than she posted her story here...
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
Actually 30 was referring to French, where pute is the slang term for bitch, ****, prostitute, *****, and worse, and adding "ing" to the end. Puting. Bitching. No, just kidding, 30 is unintelligent.
roseXthorns 8
That's a sticky situation. Sorry. I couldn't help myself!
forthepainx3 0
what the hell does a hair brush have to do with stickyness?
roseXthorns 8
It's stuck in her hair, dumb ass.
xGraycloud 4
stuck & sticky don't relate to each other, dumbass.
Philliesfan9391 3
Don't call people a dumbass to make yourself seem smart. Dumbass... Wait...
2ndSucks 15
It's especially ineffective when you fail to realize that dumbass is one word.
Dust_In_My_Bum 1
Its not sticky though. Dumbass
graham11 14
Wow your joke really sucked.. Just throwing it out there..
brun12 1
You're not funny....
sbd122 5
That joke was just about as shitty as Carlos Mencia's stand-up.
supermankisses 1
You could've helped yourself actually, and saved your comment from being buried.
Llama_Face89 34
108- oh that's low man... Pretty sure Carlos Mencia is far worse... Apologize! :P
mexicanguy39 7
124-Dumbass 2-bigger dumbass
hobosapien081 10
maybe time to try the pixie hair...?
bling87 0
Oh please, like they have never had to ask for help on something stupid before! OP, I hope you didn't have to pay. And if you did have to, I hope you didn't because that is just rude!
robc32ca 4
Isn't that the same as a bieber? And at that I agree there is never a time for a bieber!
Feklfekl2222 32
That's why I don't use that type of brush
macdaddymady 8
For some reason, I pictured Mia from Princess Diaries when I read this.
m1grande 3
Haha couldve been worse. What if you had no car and had to run all the way there and look like a dumbass
instnt1nfction 17
Bringing the brush in the afro back
J3R3MYY 14
How blonde is your hair?
rbr0wn 3
How long is yours? It's actually very easy to get one of those brushes stuck in your hair.
J3R3MYY 14
My hair is actually long too, not super long but I dont see how someone could manage that.
diidiimi 10
And use a serum or Moroccan oil or something. If your hair is prone to those sorts of knots there are ways to avoid them! Starting with step 1: cutting off the dead bits on the ends. Step 2: use an appropriate shampoo/conditioner. Step 3: serum or Moroccan oil. Step 4: only ever use a comb on wet hair. I completely sympathize with op's plight, but it's ultimately her own actions ( or lack thereof ) that led to this incident.
flockz 20
sounds like your brush was just trolling you.
every1luvsboners 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
If the hair on your head is that big of a mess I'd hate to see the chia pet in your undies. I bet that bush explodes out of there like a fat girl out the door chasing after the ice cream truck.
randomhangul 4
I'm sorry I couldn't help it!! the Mario ice cream is just my favorite... I didn't think anyone else saw.
diidiimi 10
Omg! You had to go there! Aargh, the mental image!! There's nothing worse than bad personal grooming. :-(
animalover721 3
Haha I have done that once, but with gum! I'm sure you can imagine the "sticky" situation I was in! Lol
animalover721 3
Why is that a boo? I describe a lot of situations as "sticky"! I'm SORRY this just happens to be ironic! Gosh, you guys have no sense of humor!!!!
animalover721 3
Hey, hey guess what mrrocket? SHUT UPPPPPP!!!!!
Llama_Face89 34
How is that the same situation?
animalover721 3
I never said it was the same situation, I just meant that I had once experienced getting something removed that was stuck in my hair by laughing hairdressers also!
animalover721 3
You know, I'm not even going to try with the 2 year old mr rocket anymore. Whatever! He can be an idiot all he wants.