uuuuugh
United States
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
summer
Gross dude
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
GhostPenguin
Ann Arbor, United States
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Carrie
Stuck in the middle with you
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
ShelbyIsAwesome
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Shelby
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
NeedaNosePlug
United States
Today, I had to have a discussion with my 54-year-old mother about showering. She thinks it's perfectly OK to shower only once a week. FML
Cleanfreak?
?lborg, Denmark
Funky
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
unknown
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ewwww, dude
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Top comments
ClaireXX 0
Is your boyfriend Robert Pattinson?
plethora 3
Start showering together.
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Comments (183)
lickmyjock 0
Has he found rice in his belly button recently?
grasshoppa 0
kids a scrub
tamtam1 0
you deserved it why date someone who doesn't shower ewwww you totally deserve it
tab_ga1990 0
its not like the OP knew that he didnt take a shower, like that is going to be one of the first questions when going to date someone how often do you take showers, after dating someone you go to relize some of their nasty habits, its the process of dating someone
jonny2x4 0
I can do one week easy. The only real problem is dandruff and skin flakes. Guy stink is easy to get used to. Girl stink, however, is an altogether different level of stink. While guy stink is along the lines of rank and musty, girl stink is rather pungent and pervasive.
marc_with_a_c 3
why the hell are you dating him if he cant even take proper care of himself? and i assume if you gave him that talk now, it means you had to deal with it for a few weeks, to finally figure he didn't shower that often.. so your fault, really
MrC19 0
ydi.. train him lol
noshitsherlock 0
YDI FOR BEING WITH A SAVAGE!!! So STFU or dump his nasty dirty ass.
Stumblebum30 5
time for a new boyfriend.
smokey13bk 0
funny as fack hahaha FYL
xxkoneko444xx 0
XD I feel your pain!