Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, I gave my friend condoms since he didn't have any and he was planning on "getting lucky." Little did I know he was planning on "getting lucky" with my sister. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Are you a heavy sleeper or did they just have really quiet sex? Of course, if he was a virgin, it probably lasted about 30 seconds.
Chazzster 32
OP - Be honest. Were you drunk or stoned?
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RichardPencil 32
Are you a heavy sleeper or did they just have really quiet sex? Of course, if he was a virgin, it probably lasted about 30 seconds.
Chazzster 32
OP - Be honest. Were you drunk or stoned?
BurnInDemonFire 39
My question is why the **** did your sister not only agree to bone down with this dude in her own brother's room, but also while you were in there at the time? What would have happened if you'd woken up?