summer
Gross dude
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Carrie
Stuck in the middle with you
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
uuuuugh
United States
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
GhostPenguin
Ann Arbor, United States
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Cleanfreak?
?lborg, Denmark
Funky
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
gag!
Clean
Today, my boyfriend complained that I "treat him like a child" by asking him if he’s brushed his teeth before we kiss. Gee maybe if he brushed regularly like a fucking adult, I wouldn’t HAVE to ask. FML
Anonymous
Monaco
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
Today
United States
Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Georgia
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
princess98
Revenge!
Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML
Top comments
Bogrbon 27
Sounds like you need a new boyfriend. This man seems like a filthy slob...
rotflqtms_ 21
If he's so gross he can't take a shower or brush his teeth, I wonder how filthy his schlong is... it must be so gross and smelly...and that's what's going inside you... That alone would gross me tf out...why are you guys even still together? 🤢🤮
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Comments (10)
Bogrbon 27
Sounds like you need a new boyfriend. This man seems like a filthy slob...
mike3775 39
Time for an upgrade in the boyfriend category.
rotflqtms_ 21
If he's so gross he can't take a shower or brush his teeth, I wonder how filthy his schlong is... it must be so gross and smelly...and that's what's going inside you... That alone would gross me tf out...why are you guys even still together? 🤢🤮
analise1998 25
um leave him obviously?
Brightside86 31
I'm always impressed by people who manage to maintain healthy relationships while completely disregarding the basics. He must have some fantastic qualities to balance things out.
Janie Pouliot 8
sounds like depression or poor hygiene
xxlk4xx 6
I had someone like that and it doesn't change! my ex husband does have depression but honestly you can only try to help someone for so long and you have to also take care of your OWN mental health as well.
mando 10
depression does slow a person down in certain areas, however at some point he should have pushed past it and regarded your feelings as well, as you were trying to help him maintain a healthy lifestyle.
DanielleinDC 34
Either he suffers from depression or is a slob. If it's the former, he needs to get help. If it's the latter, maybe try to find a boyfriend who isn't hydrophobic.
ClickClackClive 3
Hes' not 4 and you're not his mother.... I hope.... Bin him off and find someone who has, at the very minimum... basic hygiene
randybryant799 21
Why is he still your boyfriend?