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United States
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
summer
Gross dude
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
GhostPenguin
Ann Arbor, United States
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Carrie
Stuck in the middle with you
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
ShelbyIsAwesome
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Shelby
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
NeedaNosePlug
United States
Today, I had to have a discussion with my 54-year-old mother about showering. She thinks it's perfectly OK to shower only once a week. FML
Cleanfreak?
?lborg, Denmark
Funky
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
unknown
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ewwww, dude
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
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ClaireXX 0
Is your boyfriend Robert Pattinson?
plethora 3
Start showering together.
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Comments (183)
Alkix 2
It's funny that there are so many negative comments about not showering. I live in a nice little cabin without running water (fairly typical where I live), so we have no shower and have to take one elsewhere. I won't go more than a week without showering, because I smell, but 3-4 days is typical. There's a reason your body produces oils and odors. Once you start to use less product, you'll experience the joy of the pheromone, and your partner's individual smells will drive you wild. Open up your senses and experience the human body, not nasty fabricated chemicals.
Masenko7 12
ARE U ****** SERIOUS? PLEASE FOR HUMANITY'S SAKE SOMEBODY TELL ME THIS COMMENT IS JUST SARCASTIC!!
Brey1013 0
your boyfriend siunds like a real catch...
twindaddy 0
@142 - No running water but you have the internet? Yeah.....ok.
DJ_Chutfield 4
Hey, at least he's convinced now, right? You knew who he was before you married him, no sense in complaining now. If I buy a desk that I know has a wobbly leg, I'm not gonna complain about the wobbly leg. I knew it was there from the beginning!
babygurl6 0
i know what u mean i have the same problem with my man, u know what i told him though cause he likes me to go down on him..... told his @$$ that if he wants it he has to take better care of his hygine cause i aint sucking something that hasnt been washed in a few days......
andruszko 2
it's your fault for dating such a scumbag. appearance DOES matter (even if it's just a little). as does smell, apparently.
Roxybaby0113 0
Ew, thats nasty. I hope he learned from the discussion.
lmfounta 0
I'm trying to get mine to brush his teeth at least once a day! I feel your pain!
manstie 1
WHAT THE HELL WOMAN? YOU SUCH A WATER WASTER!
Consequences 0
Unless he smells objectionable or has noticeable filth upon him towards the end of the week, you're just being a prude brainwashed by the soap companies.