Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
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Today, I got the silent treatment from my boyfriend because my high waisted sweatpants accidentally slipped a little when I bent down, just as my creepy neighbor happened to walk by and my thong was exposed a little. The only thing he said to me all day was right before bed when he said, “Throw out that fucking underwear.” FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
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Top comments
SpaceToast 25
Is your boyfriend a 12 year-old boy by any chance?
Chazzster 32
I am surprised at his stupid some people are and what pigs some people are. Obviously your boyfriend is a pig. Why is he still your boyfriend?
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SpaceToast 25
Is your boyfriend a 12 year-old boy by any chance?
Tumaco1963 19
12? My 6 year old son knows to change his underwear & socks daily.
Chazzster 32
I am surprised at his stupid some people are and what pigs some people are. Obviously your boyfriend is a pig. Why is he still your boyfriend?
Swedish_Eagle 21
its either he doesn't get enough ******** or he is disgusting by nature ?
TeratoMarty 6
If he doesn't change his underwear, unasked, on a daily basis, he's not getting any ******** anyway.
TeratoMarty 6
If he doesn't change his underwear, unasked, on a daily basis, he's not getting any ******** anyway.
Swedish_Eagle 21
anyways that applies on me personaly, i had a girl once who hated giving heads so i cared less to change my underwear everyday, changed often once every two days. now i have a girl who loves giving ******** and does it frequently so i change my underwear sometimes two times a day just to have a fresh smell (specially on summer days).
sunshine1421 14
men are always surprised by things like that no matter how old
Lillysar91 20
*shivers* i feel for you! Reminds me of the arguments with my ex over him taking a shower and changing his clothes! Nightmare!
RichardPencil 32
I see some interesting infections cumming your way.
Moerighan 23
I would dump someone over questionable hygiene, that is gross. No matter how many showers you have (which I'm betting are as frequent as his changing) putting dirty clothes back on when you're clean makes no sense. Hooe he comes around OP!
Moerighan 23
Ugh, *hope. Bring back the edit button damn it.
GoddessMadoka 12
I seriously don't understand why my fellow ladies keep marrying and dating these manchildren that don't shower, brush their teeth, or change their clothes daily...I would never put up with that shit.
PBcupcake 7
if I wanted a child I'd get pregnant, not date one lol. I dated a guy once that didnt think it was important to regularly brush his teeth it was so gross
Sparx1_1 16
if this unhygienic idiot is still you boyfriend then YDI
Becca_Bear_98 19
Hopefully humiliation on FML will get him to change. Sarcasm/