uuuuugh
United States
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
summer
Gross dude
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
GhostPenguin
Ann Arbor, United States
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Carrie
Stuck in the middle with you
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
ShelbyIsAwesome
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Shelby
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
NeedaNosePlug
United States
Today, I had to have a discussion with my 54-year-old mother about showering. She thinks it's perfectly OK to shower only once a week. FML
Cleanfreak?
?lborg, Denmark
Funky
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
unknown
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ewwww, dude
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
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ClaireXX 0
Is your boyfriend Robert Pattinson?
plethora 3
Start showering together.
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Comments (183)
xGinaxJorgex 0
#5 he will like it to much if they shower together lol
TruckerGustav 0
#9, I agree. But some guys are just plain nasty sometimes. Trust me, I've been with other truckers where I can smell them from far away. Personally though, I can't stand being stinky and nasty.
iamgoofymovie 0
I agree with #11
The_Great_Zucchi 15
Wait? We're talking EVERY week here?
idkweird 0
right?!? I'm totally confused here. lol
neko_ceko 3
good one
Wooddaver 0
frumunda cheese ftl
Lenicka 0
That guy must be something realllllyy special in every other way otherwise it does not make any sense why he is your boyfriend. The very idea of kissing someone or worse make love to someone who had last shower seven days ago is mighty repulsive.
judge_Fred 0
You deserve it. You chose him.
AntiChrist7 0
100% True, but try formulating that as "YDI for dating an idiot", and people will flame you
TheLetterZero 7
"OMG! HE IS NOT AN IDIOT! IT'S SMART TO BE STINKY AND INCONSIDERATE OF SURROUNDING PEOPLE!" You're worried people are going to flame you like that? They would be more worried about trying to raise their IQ's to the double digits.
aron33 2
I shower once a week, sometimes twice a week. Feels good man
npk88 0
Did he have a grain of rice in his belly button?
unpossible 26
I was just about to ask the same thing.
isitofficial_ 0
LOL! you probably read that from the other fml when that guy found a grain of rice in his belly button XD
lem0n_fml 0
105. Thank you, Captain Obvious
fudrick 0
YEAH AND HE PROBABLY COMMENTED IT ON THIS FML BECAUSE SINCE HE DOESN'T SHOWER AS OFTEN AS MOST PEOPLE HE'S LESS LIKELY TO CLEAN OUT HIS BELLY BUTTON XD
fudrick 0
Because clearly I wasn't being cynical towards the other commenter who pointed out the obvious. What insults did I even make in that comment? I don't remember insulting anyone, but I can't reread it since it's moderated.