Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Gross dude
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Stuck in the middle with you
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I had to have a discussion with my 54-year-old mother about showering. She thinks it's perfectly OK to shower only once a week. FML
Funky
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Ewwww, dude
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
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ClaireXX 0
Is your boyfriend Robert Pattinson?
plethora 3
Start showering together.
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Comments (183)
LOL_7052 0
eww I shower twice a day! Must scrub dirt off of me...
MinaXmassacre 0
Mmm, B.O.!...
mlsfml 0
Eww....
lem0n_fml 0
Considering the OP is his girlfriend, I think she fits into that category. So. FHerL.
kirarakat55 4
Are you dating me ex-husband? We had that conversation several times. o.O
sciencexgeek 0
I used to shower once a week as from the age of ?-13 I blame it mostly on my parents but also on the fact that although i was born here, I was a totalt FOB
Emill_fml 0
op ydi for dating a caveman. oh wait its so easy Even a caveman can do it.
sparkyyy 0
wow... just, wow. you're dating a winner
katielynn02 0
maybe u should get a new boyfriend... that's gross....
IM_BACK666 0
arghh i know how you feel = my ex used to be like that. hence the 'ex' part now..