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United States
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
summer
Gross dude
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
GhostPenguin
Ann Arbor, United States
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Carrie
Stuck in the middle with you
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
ShelbyIsAwesome
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Shelby
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
NeedaNosePlug
United States
Today, I had to have a discussion with my 54-year-old mother about showering. She thinks it's perfectly OK to shower only once a week. FML
Cleanfreak?
?lborg, Denmark
Funky
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
unknown
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ewwww, dude
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
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ClaireXX 0
Is your boyfriend Robert Pattinson?
plethora 3
Start showering together.
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the_names_ALEX 0
wow nice pikens for a bf.
sexpistol 0
hey, mine showers once a month. and doesn't change his clothes. or wear underwear. just be happy you're not me. apparently it's punk rock, haha.
peacockfeather 0
@116 OH GOD SERIOUSLY? Once a month?! Wonder how that smells like.
sexpistol 0
doesn't really, unless he's just played a show. i mean, he wears deodorant at least. it's a common misconception that not showering = strong smells. some people just don't smell very strong in general. the main thing that bothers me is the visible dirt-on-skin.
PentiumBawls8 0
I don't think just one shower after a week would recover his hygiene. I say strap him on top of a car and go to your nearest car wash station!
babybubz 0
LMAO @ 23.. and YDI for dating a scumbag.. I can just imagine how stank he is. it's amusing when people assume they can get away with not showering by using perfume/cologne/body spray.. IT DOESNT WORK! the stench will eventually take over. *barf*
FML191919 3
Wow just DUMP him. He doesn't care about his hygene why would you wanna stay around dat
grandma_status 0
dude my boyfriend will sometimes go 2 days without brushing his teeth. I do not know how he does this. I'll tell him politely, directly, bluntly, and rudely that he needs to brush his teeth and somehow he manages to not get the fact that i don't just mean "right this second" i mean every single day. he showers pretty regularly but he uses the same freakin' towel over and over again and will wear the same clothes for weeks. and it's like I AM GOING TO BREAK UP WITH YOU FOR THIS AND THIS ALONE.
050294 0
Jesus, people are bitching. I take a shower and/or back once every other day (Take one, skip a day, take the next day, etc) even though I could take one every 4th day and be fine and dandy.
epic_failxxx 0
Way to be a bitch.
xduckyyy 0
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logieebearr 0
that's sick,I could never date someone who smells like shit,I hope you don't have sex..lol
Buzz_killington 0
That's what I call a smelly situation.