Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
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Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
Today, my boyfriend complained that I "treat him like a child" by asking him if he’s brushed his teeth before we kiss. Gee maybe if he brushed regularly like a fucking adult, I wouldn’t HAVE to ask. FML
Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
You need to get some self-respect and move on. If he won't engage in basic hygiene for you, he really doesn't value you very much. Good thing you didn't marry this loser.
Sady_Ct 38
Gross
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Comments (8)
Sady_Ct 38
Gross
RichardPencil 32
You need to get some self-respect and move on. If he won't engage in basic hygiene for you, he really doesn't value you very much. Good thing you didn't marry this loser.
jbuckets_404 39
I bet you just "CAN'T" wait for that marriage proposal either, right?!
MoonMint 4
i had an ex that i would have to force to shower. His excuse was, "Ill just get dirty at work again."
Itsheragain 9
i can relate. till i left him. now you do the same.
Hangryko 32
I hope you left that manchild.