Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
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Gross dude
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Stuck in the middle with you
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I had to have a discussion with my 54-year-old mother about showering. She thinks it's perfectly OK to shower only once a week. FML
Funky
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Ewwww, dude
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
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ClaireXX 0
Is your boyfriend Robert Pattinson?
plethora 3
Start showering together.
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lem0n_fml 0
my roommate has a similar problem with her boyfriend. she has to force him to take a shower, literally begging him for days. unfortunately for me, i have to live with him being smelly for days on end.
lem0n_fml 0
oops this should've been a comment to #70: in birmingham, clearly there is no such thing as hygiene.
lane4 1
wow
Seventytimeseven 0
Yea your boyfriend is gross. But seriously if you want to teach him to shower regularly shower with him. My friend trained her boyfriend that way cause he thought it was legit to shower only every couple days. He smells much better now :). I kind of judge you for stooping low enough to date someone who smells *that* bad
capricaz 0
why do you have a boyfriend who doesn't shower more than once a week? I hope this is a new bf whom you've had for a week and it was the first conversation you had. If it's been more than a week then YDI for staying with him. Reminds me of an incident with my ex. My legs were irritated from shaving so I decided to skip a day to let them heal. My ex hasn't shaved in a week because he was "lazy". He asked me why I didn't shave that day. Morale of the story: your partner should take as good care of themselves as you take of yourself or better.
jimbeam1 0
I have the same problem with my gf she doesn't shower for like a week I don't think she smells but it's jus the thought of her not showering foe a week is nasty... **** it thug life!!!
Masenko7 12
LOL thug life? what's that got to do with this xD
tia73 0
why would you still be with such a slob? he's one of those that will be sitting in front of the tv vegetating with a plate of fried greasy food in his fat lap watching the cowboys every Sunday.
wildnose94 0
You're dating him, which means he must not stink so bad. Some people don't have to shower every day to stay clean. I only shower four times a week and I don't smell and look fine (I'm a girl). But a week is a pretty long time.
silasandseansfml 0
I bet he has dick cheese doesn't he and to the person who said her sister was the same way that bitch must get no dick cuz that's gross
ily1210 10
duno how u can date someone like that eww