Today, my mom decided to take away my TV after noticing that I watch the show True Blood. Apparently, since I watch this, I must be "curious about sex." I'm 19. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Overreaction much?
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
Not a real doctor
Today, my mom watched a Dr. Phil episode. She's now hysterical because she assumes me and my friends are involved in sex parties. All because a man on the TV said so. FML
R-Rated
Today, my mom overheard me telling my 6 year-old about periods. My mom condescendingly asked, “Isn’t she a bit young for that?” That’s pretty rich coming from a woman who didn’t want to share the TV, so all of us grew up watching whatever violent or raunchy sex filled R-rated crap she wanted to watch. FML
Now watching
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Noise complaint
Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
Confusing family
Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
Season 3 claims another victim
Today, I was watching Euphoria’s new season and my mom barged in without knocking to ask me something. At that precise moment, a very explicit sex scene came on. She threw a bitch fit, tore up my prom ticket and told me that I ever lose my virginity while living under her roof, she’ll kick me out of the house. FML
Thanks Mom
Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on, she started telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stopped and said, "Actually, I don’t know why I’m telling you this, you don’t have a boyfriend!" FML
Today, I was watching anime in my room when my mom walked in with fresh laundry. It would've been fine at literally any other moment, but the scene on at the time involved girls groping each other in a hot spring. Now she's accusing me of being in cartoon porn. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out, calling me a selfish pig and saying that the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm so conceited. All of this because I started watching the latest episodes of Breaking Bad without her. FML
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RebornProblem 0
She needs to get laid.
mismonroe 0
Correct her; you are not curious, you're actually quite the pro.
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amrik 11
best show ever
sexygodofwonder 0
fangs a lot mom, that must be bloody annoying
nonelikeworms 0
To get back hook a PS3 to a tv and blast some Latina **** movie
nonelikeworms 0
To get back hook a PS3 to a tv and blast some Latina **** movie s
Alex94xela 0
it would be better payback if she walks on on him banging a Chick or 2 chicks
LizzieLizz18 4
Have sex while watching True Blood... That'll show her :P
wolflover44 5
The books are better...
FFPulley 9
fangbangers are awesome.
seanders 10
Never seen it, won't give it a chance. When I was a kid vampires sucked blood not dick
MissFukMyLuck 0
put some marshmallows under her pillow... those alligators love marshmallows :)
GreatGeak 8
I have similar parents. I can never decide if I want to burst out laughing at stupidity, or cry at their burden on me.
sephoraprincess 7
remind her that you are a legal adult.
dolphincheddar 10
ydi for watching true blood. it's like twilight for gay people
KiddNYC1O 22
73- Agreed, the Lost Boys are embarrassed.
cblt2007 0
no twilight is like twilight for gay people
babynurse11 0
you should start watching **** in front of her then
lies_ah 3
agree!!!
nilin95 1
you can never be to young to get the sex talk hell my big brother got it when he was 4.
EpicHobo 0
the sad thing is that he is 19 and still lives with his parents...
leeshxx 3
235 are u retarded? I don't know many 19 year olds who dont. btw true blood is amazing. am agreed with the person earlier twilight is like twilight for gay people. Eric Northmen would rip the **** out of Edwards throat then shove it up his ass.
chulamami916 6
@250 Haha Agreed. Edward or any of their family wouldn't even live for another second compared to the vamps on TB. I love that ******* show. Btw OP that ******* blows about your mom not letting you. when that show first airred in 2007 I was watching it with my mom! I'm 19 now but I don't live with her anymore anyways so it doesn't matter.
TheChampagneBoi 5
mothers...
proski 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
that's an awesome show
kings1fan 6
Whats it about?
urdirtyolduncle 15
vampires
ILoveEmoes 9
Vampires having sex.
Eggers 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Move out or STFU?
twinny_sc 13
Your own place = your own rules.
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
You just lost the game >:D
katieklein 0
Want a tv.? Get a job. Get a house. Get a tv. Then Nobody can take it away!
DjeePee 25
Oh, come on, 'move out or stfu'...it's not like OP is 30 years old. I'm also 19 and it's impossible for me to move out because I'm still in college and don't have a job. That doesn't mean OP can't question her parents decisions. They make the rules, oké, but they could make them the democratical way, together with the OP.
twinny_sc 13
It is definitely not impossible to move out while 19 and still in college. I am 19 and still in college and I'm doing it.
KiddNYC1O 22
115- Well you're not very wise. As cheap as it sounds, you have to freeload in this economy.
amayasoma 19
All depends on where you live. I know here there are not many places to move into based on income. Nor a lot of jobs for people without a college degree or good experience.
TheDrifter 24
If you think there aren't a lot if jobs for people without degrees you aren't looking for them, you'll likely end up unemployed once you have the degree too, as your "dream job" in your chosen field is rarely the one you get first. The economy isn't that bad, you're just a bunch of spoiled freeloaders who value laziness over freedom.
Jbfu 0
84 - I moved out and went to college at 18. wasn't hard at all....
KiddNYC1O 22
You're making this about laziness? Do you even know what the economy is like nowadays? Let alone, what economy is?
KiddNYC1O 22
149- Well, hello... you failed to state your age (looked in your profile, not indicated). For all I know, you could have been 18 ten years ago when the economy was better. Until then, your comment is invalid. If you're 18 now, you're one of the lucky ones.
daybowbow 0
It doesn't count as "not being hard at all" when you're still getting an allowance. It's really ******* hard when you're living in one of the most expensive cities in the US, trying to go to school and working two jobs just to have enough for rent.
broomhildo 19
She said it was impossible for HER, not everyone.
thrAsHeRr9081 16
I moved out when I was 18 with no prior work experience, moved across the country and am doing fine .)
KiddNYC1O 22
190- On your own or with your XBL partner?
amayasoma 19
141- I did say depends on where you live. where I live is basically what a lot of my friends and I call it Old People's town. There is majority of retired military people down here. Not a lot of big businesses here so makes it hard for teenagers to find a job. It's either fast food or if you're lucky and old enough the casinos. which you still need at least a gaming license/bartender license. So it's not about laziness. Just depends on where you live.
lindzieb 4
it is hard to move out and live on your own right after high school but possible. I am 20, have my own place, work a full-time job, go to college, AND raise my ten month old daughter and I'm doing wonderfully!
Absurd101 0
205 so how much u owe the bank again for loans and car debts and credot cards etc... ? if its over $1000 ur statement is invalid
tittymagic 0
who said you can't be doing wonderful while in debt? you can't go to college without taking out some sort of loans unless you get a full ride scholarship.
thebeautybleeds 17
It's not impossible to move out at 19. my older brother moved out to go to university at 17. not to mention he doesn't have a job either. it's called saving up, managing your money, grants and scholarships, and student loans. We don't know OP's circumstances though. maybe she should stfu and move out, and maybe she shouldn't.
DjeePee 25
'you can't go to college without taking out some sort of loans unless you get a full ride scholarship.' I live in Europe, my friend. This year I don't have a scholarship anymore and I 'only' have to pay 500 euro's, or something like that. But if I can choose between A) living with my sometimes annoying parents where I don't have to pay my food, electricity, water, rent... or B) living alone, pay many things myself and let the state pay the rest, I know what to choose. I don't want to profit from the state and I want to get good grades, which goes better if I can concentrate me on my studies instead of a bunch of jobs. It's not impossible to move out after high school, but I would not recommend it.
leeshxx 3
oh motherfuck. how did a conversation about true blood get onto that shit.
lindzieb 4
213-I don't have any student loans I got financial aid and scholarships and it will cover my entire degree. I'm not dumb enough to take out a credit card. and like I said I'm working full time working my butt off to pay for bills, etc. it's hard hard work and determination
J1hill33 12
that's just how moms are
Neorecon19 18
if you're not "curious" about sex when your 19, you may want to go to the doctor to find out if you haven't hit puberty.
RebornProblem 0
She needs to get laid.
amrik 11
fang banger!!
bananaburger 0
bang bang! that was not a gun hehe
acisking 1
but she has a child, doesn't that imply that she's been laid?
cblt2007 0
nope. ever heard of artificial insemination? :). you can be a virgin and have a kid now.
Countrygirl5 8
virgin mother :O
RebornProblem 0
Is your mom's name Mary, by any chance?
cheerqt97 0
email me!
IAmScrewedd 0
5- Agreed. I'm glad my mom is cool:P.
purplemnm 9
That means the last time she got laid was 19 years ago. Or slightly less, but only slightly.
krissydreams 0
get laid ? lol wow we know what's going through ur head
MinaGermania 12
Are you voulenteering?
pinkrink9 5
sucks for you
Newboyz00185 0
*blood
coltsrock37 15
this is the part where you put some sexy vampire role play on the tv and show your mom who's really boss
WillDaBeast83 0
or she could just get her own place.
benniful 0
haha.. Nice tennis racket
freshx_fml 6
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ydi for still living at home. get kicked out at 18 like the rest of your generation.
kiran_fml 5
a lot of ppl stay home for college to save money
broomhildo 19
Some people prefer living at home while attending college if they have the opportunity to. Beats starving and being broke.
leeshxx 3
8 I want to pour an animal shit cocktail over your head. ****** troll
leeshxx 3
how do I get moderated but a statement like that which is obviously offensive hence -63 doesn't
xShannonxSammyx 7
At least it's not Twilight.
jillianmathers12 13
She's just being overprotective. That is what moms do. Just listen to her she will change her mind soon enough!
thatdesertdude 7
No, that's not what normal parents do with 19 year olds. that's what overprotective religious psycho nut parents do.
lunabrenda21 0
You must be joking-.-