Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Knackered
Today, I got home after working 14 hours completely exhausted and found my wife asleep, after not sleeping for at least 4 nights with our newborn. She woke up and couldn’t remember where she'd left the baby. After a mad panic, she remembered that he's with her mother. We are not coping very well. FML
Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML
Today, I went to the hospital in labor expecting a baby boy. I ended the day with identical twins, a baffled doctor, and a husband convinced that our sons can clone themselves. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
Father, you mean father
Today, I found out wife has two baby daddies for our two kids. I’m neither one’s baby daddy. FML
New creepypasta dropped
Today, after I had a miscarriage in December, and finding out in June that I was 13 weeks pregnant with twins, I was told out that Baby B had consumed Baby A. FML
Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML
Hello from the other side
Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
They all look the same to me
Today, I picked up my daughter from daycare. As we were getting into the car, I strapped her into the car seat, but something felt off. I looked back and realized I had picked up the wrong kid. In my defense, she was wearing the same jacket as my daughter. FML
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NicoleIsCrazy 0
That REALLY SUCKS!
sourgirl101 29
Foot prints records.
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NicoleIsCrazy 0
That REALLY SUCKS!
rawand 0
take them down to the hospital and get them fingerprinted and check the birth certificate, even twins have different finger print grooves, problem solved=)
zinoxity 23
Oo 34 has **** and brains!
yessiee23 0
#34 that's so true! why didn't they think of that themselfs?
rosemary1990 0
awww :) i wish to have twins someday :D
stephanie0613 0
reminds me of that one episode on full house when jesse mixes up his twins . fybl
JillianlikesVogu 0
Hahaha OP that happened to my sister and I when we were babies, they just checked by foot prints and from then on we wore different colors with our names ironed on them. Not a big deal, my sister and I constantly poke fun at our mum and dad for it.
BoyFromTheFuture 0
aww, they're twins just divy out the names and try to keep them from getting switched again. If they find out one day that their names were switched it would be a funny story.
mona_is_here 10
They are still infants, so just dress them differently in order to know who is who. If you mixed them up, they wouldn't know and it wouldn't matter anyway because they are newborn.
Major_General 10
Yeah, about that: it's not always true.
ktbird 0
Paint a toenail a different color. After you do what 34 suggested.
All_I_Need 4
#58 I am a twin and I tell you : you do not wish to have twins or multiples. The risks of premature birth are higher (among other things, you should read about that), it is hard to take care of more than one kid at the same time (and expensive) and our psychological development is different, especially since everyone consider that we are "the twins" instead of "A" and "B". Babies may look cute when they are not yours but it's a great responsability.
isaiaha11 2
flip a coin...
skyler_kitttyyy 0
go to the hopistel they can help then put something on them so u can tell!!!!!
Azrael489 0
34 is wise, though just a minor quibble, it's footprints for newborns. I do hope they do this in Singapore? 93's suggestion is also good. I wouldn't feel too bad, OP. I bet this is WAY more common than people might think. I'm not a parent but I've never understood how parents say they can tell by the personalities. They're newborns, how much personality do they have?
iCJ86 0
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha......................HA
My2864 1
****? WHERE??
1personinthiswor 0
64 - I LOVE Full House !! :D
tianxing1012 0
i really dont see what the big deal is. they're babies? it doesnt really matter yet.
Siji 0
When it was decided who was who, i eouldve taken asharpie to there foreheads.
RickyPC33 0
Thats what I thought of
mrcoolkid566 0
yes34 does and I'm sure we'd all like to see those (.)(.) lol
iSometimes 5
64- lol I thought of the same thing. xD
capilot 10
Actually I sometimes suspect that happens all the time. Perhaps all identical twins have their identities swapped a few times before they're old enough to learn their own names.
kurato 6
I lawl too. I have no souls XD. This should have gone to learn from my fails. Because I'm definitely WILL remember when I married, NEVER dress my infants twins the same clothing just because it look cute.
heygirlie777 21
182- no. Even babies have their own little personalities. And would you really just wanna say "Hey, you can be Kate and you can be Samantha! Maybe thats not who you were originally! Oh well!"
EffYoLife 14
Full House is the first thing that came to my mind when I read this too! Haha
TheComputerGuy96 16
Ouch that sucks!
cars819 0
I'm from Singapore too. lol this is such a Singaporean thing to do
craphappened 4
@cars819 It's not a very Singaporean thing to do. Every nation has some parents who would make these kinda mistakes.
ezioaudatore 0
as soon as I read this I thought of the episode of full house
sourgirl101 29
Foot prints records.
ohthebloodygore 16
I don't think it's so much as that. I believe it's more of 'I don't know my own kids' kind of FML.
starile 20
Yeah, just go back to the doctor and check.
birdman19 0
smart idea
gunta 0
Yeah OP, footprint records. Haven't you ever seen Zack and Cody? :P
MizoneDrinker 0
I have seen a FML like this before.
iheartowls 0
3- Great idea! I would feel awful if this ever happened to me!
violetsweety 26
Once you do what number 3, says then get the babies matching (diffrent colors) waterproof bracelets :D
wethequeens123 1
y r u such a bitch?
d0gl0ver16 0
that was on Zack and Cody and Full House
lolomg69 0
lmao! that sucks, but why didn't you just colour-code them?
yessiee23 0
haha yea one twin can be pink and the other purple or something.. clothe color.. not skin..
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
4: Maybe the mixup happened at bathtime or something. Though why you would change or dress them both simultaneously, I'm not sure...
amiemariej 0
if they're that young you wouldn't bathe them at the same time
sieera00 8
106: u ruined lolomg69's imagination!!
FFML_314 12
CONGRATULATIONS. Twins are fun. Especially twin girls. Even more so when they're teenagers. Good luck. OK, FYL.
ohthebloodygore 16
I'm a twin! Rude.
ohthebloodygore 16
Ignorance, you're just so precious and full of love. You are the sunshine that lights up this world. Thank you for your kind words!
Freeze_fml 17
That's hilarious.
FFML_314 12
Liar.
ohthebloodygore 16
I adore your sarcasm.
ohthebloodygore 16
Sadly, you can't read when other people are being sarcastic. It's okay, Igloo. Now, go share your precious love with the rest of the world!
FFML_314 12
That's because she's a bitch. (That was sarcasm)
ohthebloodygore 16
Igloo, you don't know my height! You can't call me short unless you know. Giant!
FFML_314 12
You're under 5 feet, so you're a shorty.
ohthebloodygore 16
You're both giants. Don't squish me!
5t3ff1k4h 47
She's a precious shorty full of love, who has the sunshine shining out of her ass. :)
BambooSwitches 0
that chick is a flamer. she post tons of mean shit on a lot of ppls post. I think she gets off on it bc she's pathetic
Freeze_fml 17
Whiny bitch alert.
RawrNom 0
they are his babies. don't be twisted :s
bienlunee 6
That's not even sarcasm, retard.
SkyBirdy 5
*ohthebloodygore* reading your bio makes me want to punch a homeless man.
magnetic_aura 26
#264 - So, your content made me want to read her bio. And her description of herself makes her out to be a horrible person. Narcissistic, shallow and dumb. Ick.
ElectricGhost_fml 5
oh I would be soo sad!!! but on the bright side you can always guess haha idk =P
B4SK3TB4IL 0
yea it's not like it matters
schwancy 2
Label them next time!
AriasOscar 0
yeah just tattoo their names on. :)
5t3ff1k4h 47
You can't tattoo a child of that age.
giby10k 0
You can henna tattoo them! LOL I hope this never happens to me if I have twins, and if I do, I'm so stealing the idea of painting one toenail on each baby. One green one blue!
5t3ff1k4h 47
They won't stay still long enough for the nailpolish to dry, if that's what you meant!
Mowz_fml 0
Or you could always just put dog collars on them! :D Haha!
JocelynKaulitz 28
agree w/ #3
MissMel_xo 0
we labeled my twin cousins. they always wore shirts with their names on them and they also had anklets with their names on them.
xXxDestinyXxX 0
#13: Good ideas for every parent of twins. OP, just because you could not tell them apart does not mean you are bad parents. They look EXACTLY THE SAME! Anyone could make that mistake. Try what #13 said, they put names on the labels of clothing at daycare centers.. why not take advantage of that for your own kids?
stopyourbitching 0
Just rename them then. And then add labels.