Today, after deactivating my Facebook page 4 days ago for stalking reasons - as in me stalking my ex - I reactivated it for approximately 3 minutes to see what his status update was, then deactivated it again. I'm just THAT pathetic. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I stupidly liked a post on my ex's social media account from three years ago. They then texted me immediately to ask why I was stalking them. FML
Today, I reactivated my Facebook account, having not used it for three months. My "friends" didn't realize this. According to their recent status updates, I'm disgustingly fat, have a hook nose, and I'm secretly hated. FML
Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML
Today, I was stalking a popular girl from my high school's account and my phone went bonkers. It looks like I liked and disliked the same video of hers over and over. I disabled my Instagram account. FML
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
Today, I seriously considered labelling myself as 'in a relationship' on Facebook, even though I haven't been in one since '92, so I can hide just how desperate I am. FML
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
Today, I'm more interested in Facebook stalking a former coworker than seeing what my girlfriend is doing on a business trip. On her birthday. For a week. Where she insisted on staying in her ex's spare bedroom. That she decorated for him. FML
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
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Top comments
MamaChey 24
You need help, but at least you admit it. That’s the first step
Jackey 29
Maybe it's time to download Grindr...
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Comments (7)
manb91gb 15
I know how you feel.. I'm going through the same thing with my ex and Hornet at the moment. I don't even love him anymore, I just miss talking to him. Try and stay strong... Good luck! Edit - wow homophobic crowd 😂
AmbrosiaFan 19
You or a friend of yours contact your ex and tell him to block you on facebook. Then privatize all of his information and lock down his profile so you can't stalk him.
Jackey 29
Maybe it's time to download Grindr...
MamaChey 24
You need help, but at least you admit it. That’s the first step
alycion 39
Therapy. Now. Or start preparing your alibi.
xiaopetite 3
have been there. honestly u just need time. it will heal. advice from China
Iamthebanzai22 21
Well, at least you are trying. After pining for someone for a long time, I found something that works, although it still takes time: The thing is to control your thoughts as far as possible. Every time you think of him, remind yourself that he does not want you anymore rather than dwelling on how much you miss him. Good luck!