Today, my coworker asked me if I was on a diet for my New Year's resolution. When I said no, she replied, "Why not?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML
Today, my psychiatrist asked me if I felt bad about my weight. When I said no, he looked surprised and said, "Why not?" FML
Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML
Today, my niece offered me a slice of cake. After I refused, she asked, "Why not? Aren't fat people always hungry?" FML
Today, my sister asked me if any of my family members had commented on my recent weight gain. I told her, "No, not really." Her reply? "They must just being saying it behind your back then." FML
Today, at lunch I ordered a Coke. The waiter replied, "Diet Coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular Coke." He shook his head and said again, "Diet Coke." FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, at work, I casually mentioned I was meeting some friends for dinner. My co-worker's response was, "You have friends?!" FML
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Top comments
netflixislove 32
What an asshole…
KhaleesiDannie 26
You should ask her if her New Years resolution is keeping her nose out of peoples business
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Comments (55)
netflixislove 32
What an asshole…
underthesea12 24
Maybe she was just concerned about her health.
Ichiya 29
In today's society it is considered almost mandatory for women to have dieting as a New Years resolution. Maybe she was genuinely confused why the op wasn't conforming.
chosha_fml 27
And yet that makes it no less rude.
ob81 8
Not women in general.
kennie999 5
first! ?
Vagitarian1 10
Former friend?
sweetnsourrr 11
well..she didn't say that was her friend. lol
JskTheFork 14
So much for being indirect. Don't worry OP, diets are for wannabes anyway.
JustinJK 21
Or for people who want to lose weight and be healthy.
tantanpanda 26
instead of going on a diet that does absolutely nothing (if it does, you'll probably gain it back), you should CHANGE your diet. there's a difference. personal choice if you want to though.
mete_orito 34
Don't forget that exercise also helps!
False_Stupidity 42
Diets are for losers :)
lyricalservant 21
She could be jealous of you if not she won't make you feel miserable abt yrself
KhaleesiDannie 26
You should ask her if her New Years resolution is keeping her nose out of peoples business
MrConcise 35
"Is your New Years resolution to be more of a nosy bitch? If so, nailing it."
Ihavegas 22
because you fucktards stress me out, so i eat food instead of your soul. now back the **** off biatch! *this would be my imaginary response.
ohSNAPyall 27
What would your real response be?
Cass_x 22
"Because I'm feeling ******* fantastic! Thank you for your concern."
Wolfparable 22
Don't listen to people like that if you have no problem with your weight and don't need to change it for health reasons it shouldn't be an issue.